Im waiting for the day some parent catches their kid in a rant after a soccer/baseball/football/basketball/lacrosse game. And the team is a loser team. And they hand out the obligatory trophies...and the little kid goes "Fuck this shit", and then proceeds to berate his team-mates on their lack of effort, and he throws his little dinky trophy on the floor/in the mud/in the grass. And then he says, "Look over there, they are celebrating. They are winners, I'm a effing winner, I'm going over there!"
I mentioned this in a thread years ago but it bears repeating.
When I lived in Roanoke years ago, when I drank heavily, I went to a local park with some friends and we happened upon a soccer game. This was one of those extremely gay youth leagues where they not only didn't keep score, but even talking about what the score might be was "prohibited." Plus, they even had a league rule...NO SODAS OR SUGARY SNACKS AFTER GAMES.
So my friends and I were sitting at different places in the stands and every time a goal was scored we would loudly yell, "1-1" or "3-2" and so forth. Some ugly heiffer stomped off and apparently she called the POLICE...because she came back and was bitching and whining to her beta husband, "They said they can't do anything because nobody is breaking the law!! JERKS!!!"
After the game (which I announced was won 6-4 by the orange team), the snack mom for that game was handing out juice boxes. I yelled, "JUICE BOXES?? WHAT ARE THESE KIDS, ORPHANS???" More dirty looks.
I guess it's true...the truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
