Go to the National Zoo, or to one that gets a lot of traffic, go play in the lion's cage...seeing a guy actually being killed by big cats in front of them will be very educational, especially to that little girl who wasn t afraid of the lion.
Or go "fall" into the Bear exhibit...
Go wrestle a Gorilla...
Or go to the National Aquarium, and jump into the shark exhibit, make sure you cut yourself so that blood is everywhere...
Or find an exhibit with Piranhas, have cuts everywhere and jump in, should be fun...
During NY Eve when the countdown starts in times square, jum from the ball as it goes down...
Date Lorena Bobbit.