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« Reply #100 on: February 22, 2012, 08:58:51 AM »

Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.

This. I find that kind of posing routines incredibly annoying and boring. They just walk around making those gestures (cup their ear and gesture for more noise) and then make a most muscular.
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« Reply #101 on: February 22, 2012, 09:39:41 AM »

What's missing in todays posing routines is cupping of ear/gesturing for more noise and the "raise the roof"-pose.

Other than that, it's near perfection.
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« Reply #102 on: February 22, 2012, 09:44:15 AM »



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« Reply #103 on: February 22, 2012, 10:38:22 AM »

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« Reply #104 on: February 22, 2012, 08:25:07 PM »

Holy shit look at his pectoral, delt and arm density.
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« Reply #105 on: February 22, 2012, 09:07:25 PM »

ahhhhh..

duck facce   Lips sealed Lips sealed   Lips sealed Lips sealed

Vince is all juiced up, and doing the same thing in the background.
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« Reply #106 on: February 22, 2012, 09:14:24 PM »

The size of his schlong - I wouldn't want my wife to see him naked...
you think she hasnt seen big dicks before ?  Grin
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« Reply #107 on: February 26, 2012, 03:17:43 AM »

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« Reply #108 on: February 26, 2012, 03:34:40 AM »



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« Reply #109 on: February 26, 2012, 03:50:51 AM »

The size of his schlong - I wouldn't want my wife to see him naked...
Proof positive that when you get old...everything goes South (and I'm willing to bet for the winter  Wink )
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« Reply #110 on: March 04, 2012, 11:57:48 AM »

Hahahaa


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« Reply #111 on: March 04, 2012, 12:28:58 PM »

I mean it's pretty funny to see. You have so many people talking about taking posIng seriously when it's like bro...thIs person is on stage in a glittery underwear. How serious can this really be? Cancer is serious, aids is serious, this is just bodybuilding Smiley
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« Reply #112 on: March 04, 2012, 03:14:04 PM »


That's what I'm talkin about!!!
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« Reply #113 on: March 04, 2012, 03:15:43 PM »

Hahahaa


 Cheesy

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« Reply #114 on: March 04, 2012, 03:17:43 PM »


fail of the month hahahha
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« Reply #115 on: March 04, 2012, 03:21:12 PM »

fail of the month hahahha
Some members are still stupid as fuck...

Stupid faces onstage!

Not during a workout photo shoot, when u get paid to do stupid faces...
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« Reply #116 on: March 04, 2012, 03:21:53 PM »



duck face
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« Reply #117 on: March 04, 2012, 03:24:50 PM »

Anybody can make stupid face sometimes or during the pose at one point. Evan usually make a normal face. Those are just bad pics I guess.
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« Reply #118 on: March 04, 2012, 03:27:47 PM »

Anybody can make stupid face sometimes or during the pose at one point. Evan usually make a normal face. Those are just bad pics I guess.

Epic backpaddling.
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« Reply #119 on: March 04, 2012, 03:35:21 PM »

see, you look better without the beard
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« Reply #120 on: March 04, 2012, 03:44:24 PM »

Why Ben pakulski hasn't been posted yet?






James Carville looks awesome there.
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