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Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« on: February 20, 2012, 03:08:33 PM »
Shave your entire body and then eat all the hair
Eat a shit
Go to work naked
Tell everybody you know that you are a transsexual
Drink your own pee for a week
Live in a sewer for a week
Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you
Shit yourself go to work as is and then on a date
Have sex with Vince Basile
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 03:10:37 PM »
Kill myself!

I know for a fact I wouldn`t be reieving that 50k.  :(
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2012, 03:11:41 PM »
A tough choice for sure.
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2012, 03:13:06 PM »

Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you


All the way easiest.
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2012, 03:13:14 PM »
Start the fight for sure.  All other options would either kill you, or get you arrested.  
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2012, 03:13:22 PM »
Quote from: berblexer on February 20, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Shave your entire body and then eat all the hair
Eat a shit
Go to work naked
Tell everybody you know that you are a transsexual
Drink your own pee for a week
Live in a sewer for a week
Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you
Shit yourself go to work as is and then on a date
Have sex with Vince Basile
What,no pitcher of donkey sperm  ???

;D
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2012, 03:14:45 PM »
Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you

might hurt, might not hurt at all, but chances are he would be a fat fuck  ;D
it's the only choice that isn't disgusting
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2012, 03:16:50 PM »
Quote from: Stavios on February 20, 2012, 03:14:45 PM
Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you

might hurt, might not hurt at all, but chances are he would be a fat fuck  ;D
it's the only choice that isn't disgusting

yea but very dangerous, unless you are a pro fighter.
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2012, 03:17:44 PM »
everthing but the last one ,,,you gotta have limits
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2012, 03:17:58 PM »
Livin in a sewer for a week?...couldn't be all that bad, maybe these guys'll show up:

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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2012, 03:20:20 PM »
Quote from: berblexer on February 20, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Shave your entire body and then eat all the hair check
Eat a shit check
Go to work naked  check
Tell everybody you know that you are a transsexual  check
Drink your own pee for a week  check
Live in a sewer for a week  only if safe from disease
Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you check
Shit yourself go to work as is and then on a date   check
Have sex with Vince Basile  only if safe from disease
Money is good.
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2012, 03:21:23 PM »
Quote from: berblexer on February 20, 2012, 03:16:50 PM
yea but very dangerous, unless you are a pro fighter.

???

fighting a fat fuck isn't dangerous at all.
I said it many times, the fights that pissed me off the most were always against 160 lbs coke heads

never had any problem with big guys

kick in the nuts, kick in the nuts and another kick in the nuts and there we go  8)
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2012, 03:23:16 PM »
Quote from: berblexer on February 20, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Shave your entire body and then eat all the hair
Eat a shit
Go to work naked
Tell everybody you know that you are a transsexual
Drink your own pee for a week
Live in a sewer for a week
Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you
Shit yourself go to work as is and then on a date
Have sex with Vince Basile

yes
scat baby!
yes
yes
no
hell yes
yes
ney.
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2012, 05:02:50 PM »
Tell everybody you know that you are a transsexual

Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2012, 05:06:44 PM »
Quote from: Swlabr on February 20, 2012, 05:02:50 PM
Tell everybody you know that you are a transsexual

Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you
X2
Too easy.
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2012, 05:17:15 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on February 20, 2012, 03:13:06 PM
Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you


All the way easiest.
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2012, 05:18:40 PM »
you should have added the donkey semen and piss fear factor one. That is the grossest shit ever. :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2012, 05:28:59 PM »
i would do the "start a fight" option..
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2012, 05:29:37 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on February 20, 2012, 05:18:00 PM
If you were up to your neck in shit
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someone threw a bucket of snot at you,
what would you do?
nothing. If youre up to your neck in shit, you cant move your arms. ;D
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2012, 05:51:11 PM »
Eat my own hair!!!! I have a shaved head and not that much body hair, would be easy.... 
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2012, 06:54:25 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on February 20, 2012, 05:42:54 PM
sounds like you have a case of constipation:  )
lol
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2012, 06:57:58 PM »
Quote from: Stavios on February 20, 2012, 03:21:23 PM
???

fighting a fat fuck isn't dangerous at all.
I said it many times, the fights that pissed me off the most were always against 160 lbs coke heads

never had any problem with big guys

kick in the nuts, kick in the nuts and another kick in the nuts and there we go  8)

Lol exactly, people forget that these guys are fat for a reason, they dont move or exercise much/at all,are unathletic, weak and get out of breath in 3 seconds.
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2012, 07:04:03 PM »
Tell everyone I know I'm a transexual.   

don't believe shit I say anyway...
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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2012, 07:13:57 PM »
Quote from: berblexer on February 20, 2012, 03:08:33 PM
Start a fight with someone 150 pounds heavier than you

That someone could be anyone.

This is the obvious choice and assuming no other variables are included, one could simply pick a fight with a quadriplegic who happens to outweigh you by 150 pounds or even a woman who outweighs you by 150 pounds.

In both instances, you would win and walk away with a little extra cash.

That said, 50K is very little money.  Instead, I would suggest offering $5 million tax-free and I think those other suggestions will become viable options for many here.

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Re: Which of the following would you do for 50k?
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2012, 07:15:33 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on February 20, 2012, 07:13:57 PM
That someone could be anyone.

This is the obvious choice and assuming no other variables are included, one could simply pick a fight with a quadriplegic who happens to outweigh you by 150 pounds or even a woman who outweighs you by 150 pounds.

In both instances, you would win and walk away with a little extra cash.

That said, 50K is very little money.  Instead, I would suggest offering $5 million tax-free and I think those other suggestions will become viable options for many here.

"1"

50k might be little money for you, but after taxes it's my salary for a year  >:(
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