Author Topic: McPherson Abduction!!!!! (Read 10522 times)

suckmymuscle · « **on:** February 20, 2012, 10:49:01 PM »

The most famous case of alien abduction ever seen on tape.

DISCLAIMER: I obviously do not think they were abducted by aliens, but the simple fact of the matter is that the entire family disppeared that night without a trace and were never found again.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2012, 10:53:53 PM »

And here I thought you were talking about aductors. I should have known!

Rhino · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2012, 10:57:44 PM »

the truth is out there.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2012, 11:06:07 PM »

The short version for those who don't want to spend one and a half hours watching this...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

outby43 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2012, 11:28:50 PM »

what a bunch of bullshit.

hangclean · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2012, 11:47:56 PM »

I hope you dont actually believe this is real. You need to stop taking that desoxyn shit, pal.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2012, 11:55:53 PM »

Quote from: hangclean on February 20, 2012, 11:47:56 PM

I hope you dont actually believe this is real. You need to stop taking that desoxyn shit, pal.

Holy shit, you morons are truly the greatest illiterate fucktards ever. Why did I put that diclaimer there? If you read my first post:

DISCLAIMER: I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, BUT THE FACT IS THAT THE FAMILY DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE THAT NIGHT TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

The disclaimer is there you illiterate fuck!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

hangclean · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2012, 12:45:41 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 20, 2012, 11:55:53 PM

Holy shit, you morons are truly the greatest illiterate fucktards ever. Why did I put that diclaimer there? If you read my first post:

DISCLAIMER: I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, BUT THE FACT IS THAT THE FAMILY DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE THAT NIGHT TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

The disclaimer is there you illiterate fuck!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

yes.......yes, it is.

240 is Back · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2012, 12:47:44 AM »

Quote from: The Coach on February 20, 2012, 10:53:53 PM

And here I thought you were talking about aductors. I should have known!

coach, do you think the abductor/adductor machine is useful for 1) athletes 2) bodybuilders?

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2012, 12:51:28 AM »

all cover stories ... there are NO aliens abducting shit. All gov mind control/sacrifice abductions .. the people who "pretect" and "lead" you are the WORST.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:25:14 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 21, 2012, 12:47:44 AM

coach, do you think the abductor/adductor machine is useful for 1) athletes 2) bodybuilders?

Coach would blend right in with the aliens. He is the same height.

Rhino · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:30:30 AM »

are there really x-files?

aesthetics · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:31:12 AM »

HAHAHHAHAH

suckmymuscle is soooo stupid, lololol

aesthetics · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:33:41 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 21, 2012, 12:47:44 AM

coach, do you think the abductor/adductor machine is useful for 1) athletes 2) bodybuilders?

abductor, sure but probably redundant and pointless as hell. the adductor is just going to make someone look shorter and fatter and ruin any kind of an aesthetical physique.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:43:57 AM »

Quote from: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 01:31:12 AM

HAHAHHAHAH

suckmymuscle is soooo stupid, lololol

Why do you have a picture of Justin Bieber in your avatar with the saying "li'l cutey"? Are you a pedophile fag? Do you want to fuck adolescent boys? Is this what you're trying to say to us?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:45:59 AM »

A harem in prison? Sign me up!

As long as they have tea with crumpets at three o' clock, i'm sold!

Fitness4Life · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:50:52 AM »

supposebly this really happened, it was re-recorded with actors for tv, then re-re-recorded once again which is the version posted. so this is not legit by any means.

On a side note, I remember watching this as a kid during the 90', scared the shit out of me because I, at the time thought it was actual footage and me, already being prone to being freaked out by aliens, definitely left a lasting impression on me lol. still entertaining to watch, like the whole interracial sub plot and the alcoholic mother lol.

aesthetics · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2012, 02:01:36 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 01:43:57 AM

Why do you have a picture of Justin Bieber in your avatar with the saying "li'l cutey"? Are you a pedophile fag? Do you want to fuck adolescent boys? Is this what you're trying to say to us?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

beiber is like 20 years old by now, your stupidity and lack of knowledge in all subjects knows no bounds. perhaps the tinfoil hats you wear to keep the aliens at bay have somehow microwaved your brain.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2012, 02:04:53 AM »

Quote from: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 02:01:36 AM

beiber is like 20 years old by now, your stupidity and lack of knowledge in all subjects knows no bounds. perhaps the tinfoil hats you wear to keep the aliens at bay have somehow microwaved your brain.

Yeah, that makes a huge difference that he is 20 and not a teenager anymore(by 1 year). Unlike you, I am not attracted to teenage boys so I wouldn't know, queer. Here is a hint: you are still a f.aggot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

BigCyp · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2012, 02:07:53 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on February 21, 2012, 12:51:28 AM

all cover stories ... there are NO aliens abducting shit. All gov mind control/sacrifice abductions .. the people who "pretect" and "lead" you are the WORST.

Hahaha 'pretect'

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2012, 02:19:59 AM »

LOL, "Aestehtics" pointing out that Bieber is 20 and not really a teenager. As if that made any difference. You are still a f.aggot, and a really creepy one at that.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:35:11 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 02:04:53 AM

Yeah, that makes a huge difference that he is 20 and not a teenager anymore(by 1 year). Unlike you, I am not attracted to teenage boys so I wouldn't know, queer. Here is a hint: you are still a f.aggot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Hey, him being 20 years makes it ok.

Aesthetics is no pedophile, just a regular limp-wristed old fruitcake, that makes Elton John look like the punisher.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2012, 04:08:19 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 02:19:59 AM

LOL, "Aestehtics" pointing out that Bieber is 20 and not really a teenager. As if that made any difference. You are still a f.aggot, and a really creepy one at that.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Parker · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2012, 04:16:10 AM »

What is consistent in UFO abductions is that the power is out, electrical and battery operated devices stop working...Cars stop running or don't start---but cars that run on diesel can start. Possibly due to it being a diesel vehicle, and the differences in the way the fuel is used/lit.

That being said, the rerecorded vid with actors has the prerequisite:power going out, and phone not working.

What is not consistent is that if in almost all abductions, the eletricity and batteries stop working, that means the camera's battery would be dead---which means no recording.
Also, said being already would have detected their presence, so that hiding shit, wouldn't work, and like they can't hear humans talking that loud in th middle of nowhere, and all is quiet...

All the vids leave way too many questions,

Oh also, Justin Bieber is still about 17.

Borracho · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2012, 04:42:33 AM »

Quote from: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 02:01:36 AM

beiber is like 20 years old by now, your stupidity and lack of knowledge in all subjects knows no bounds. perhaps the tinfoil hats you wear to keep the aliens at bay have somehow microwaved your brain.

LMAO