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Update: I've decided to remain white
« on: February 21, 2012, 04:35:51 PM »
After three days of tanning and listening to rap and hip hop, I've decided becoming black isn't for me. Instead, I am going to use #50 sunblock and turn into a pure white powerlifter. Just eat like a pig, powerlift. Get a buzzcut and grow a goatee. Be a fat, strong dependable ultra-white guy. You can keep the ghetto living and the melanoma.

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Re: Update: I've decided to remain white
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 04:36:21 PM »
Good choice YAGR.

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Re: Update: I've decided to remain white
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 04:39:59 PM »
Good choice YAGR.
Watch thr tranny's go crazy over me. Unlike regular chicks, they eat dirty ass.

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Re: Update: I've decided to remain white
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 04:40:18 PM »

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Re: Update: I've decided to remain white
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 04:42:20 PM »
After three days of tanning and listening to rap and hip hop, I've decided becoming black isn't for me. Instead, I am going to use #50 sunblock and turn into a pure white powerlifter. Just eat like a pig, powerlift. Get a buzzcut and grow a goatee. Be a fat, stronf dependable ultra-white guy. You can keep the ghetto living and the melanoma.
So who are trying to be, will this get more hoes?

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Re: Update: I've decided to remain white
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 04:45:32 PM »
Im gonna try for jewish. You get tax benefits, endless networking options, and automatic mod status with ron.

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Re: Update: I've decided to remain white
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 04:46:22 PM »
be sure and buy a triple-ply bench shirt

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Re: Update: I've decided to remain white
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 04:47:38 PM »
Im gonna try for jewish. You get tax benefits, endless networking options, and automatic mod status with ron.

jewish = just a religion. people convert all the time

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Re: Update: I've decided to remain white
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 07:17:00 PM »
After three days of tanning and listening to rap and hip hop, I've decided becoming black isn't for me. Instead, I am going to use #50 sunblock and turn into a pure white powerlifter. Just eat like a pig, powerlift. Get a buzzcut and grow a goatee. Be a fat, strong dependable ultra-white guy. You can keep the ghetto living and the melanoma.

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