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This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« on: February 27, 2012, 02:32:32 AM »
dustin! Come on down and get your prize!Oh brother,where do we start with this one!  ::)



Now Brad Pitt on the other hand... he is probably the single one male on this planet that I'd let smash my ass without question. He is stunningly handsome, and there's not a shred of gayness, guilt or hesitation when I say that. If there was a God, he spent a good deal of time hand crafting Brad Pitt. And if he smashed my wife in my very own bedroom the first question I'd probably ask was if he was as dreamy as I imagine him to be. ;D

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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2012, 02:34:18 AM »

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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2012, 02:39:52 AM »
dustin! Come on down and get your prize!Oh brother,where do we start with this one!  ::)


embarassing post by Mr. Dustin  :-X
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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2012, 02:41:09 AM »
Just horrible.
Dustin, time's running out for you.
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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 02:47:38 AM »
 Would have been just about acceptable if he'd said he'd be the one smashing Brad's ass but the fact he wanted the feminine role is beyond the pale.

 It's like when they found out it was Vito blowing the security guard and not the other way round - his fate was sealed.
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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 02:54:40 AM »

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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 03:16:41 AM »
Would have been just about acceptable if he'd said he'd be the one smashing Brad's ass but the fact he wanted the feminine role is beyond the pale.

 It's like when they found out it was Vito blowing the security guard and not the other way round - his fate was sealed.

Did you know the guy who played Vito's fireman lover killed himself a few years ago?I fear the same fate may await Dustin when his wife comes in one day and finds him bent over the sink, taking it in the ringer from the local Brad Pitt impersonator.

RIP Johnnycakes

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,472864,00.html

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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2012, 03:20:41 AM »
Did you know the guy who played Vito's fireman lover killed himself a few years ago?

 Yeah, I remember hearing that.
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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2012, 03:25:20 AM »
dustin! Come on down and get your prize!Oh brother,where do we start with this one!  ::)


gayer than calling hotel security because jennifer lopez burst in your room, interupping your favourite episode of friends to blow you off

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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2012, 03:25:26 AM »
dustin! Come on down and get your prize!Oh brother,where do we start with this one!  ::)


fucking epic queer

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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2012, 03:31:19 AM »
gayer than calling hotel security because jennifer lopez burst in your room, interupping your favourite episode of friends to blow you off

Are you suggesting that "Dustin" would tell the burly black security guard to escort Miss Lopez out, and then after is to come straight back for "punishment", BigCyp?

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Re: This weeks 'In the Closet' Award goes to...
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2012, 03:40:17 AM »
Are you suggesting that "Dustin" would tell the burly black security guard to escort Miss Lopez out, and then after is to come straight back for "punishment", BigCyp?

Hahaha yes, what i'm trying to say is that dustin is the type of gay that will have his car shipped all the way to Nigeria, hide in the boot and then drive to the nearest hand car wash and choose option 'suck every well hung employee's balls dry' at the entrance!