Author Topic: Angelina Jolie (Read 13684 times)

Marlo Stanfield · « **on:** February 27, 2012, 09:27:44 AM »

Guess her weight correctly and you can fuck her (if you even want to at this point)

makaveli25 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:29:49 AM »

Jesus christ someone give that bitch a sammich

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:30:02 AM »

she looked like an AIDs patient. How does her husband not fatten her up a bit? You think that he is married to her to cover up him being a closet homo.

Adam86 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:30:14 AM »

Nails · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:31:03 AM »

96Lbs soaking wet pussy and all

Marlo Stanfield · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:31:07 AM »

its a fucking disgrace... i would legit rather be alone and jerk off, than to fuck her ..shes disgusting

Schmoff · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:32:58 AM »

looks dying

The_Punisher · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:34:21 AM »

and this is the kind of figure Hollywood find to be sexy?........I bet you brad pitt is not the only one to find this look attractive

Voland · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:34:35 AM »

she has leukemia, what did you expect?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:35:17 AM »

I had sex with a anorexic girl in college once.....it maybe is the scary thing I ever went through.....

Jaime · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:39:37 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 27, 2012, 09:35:17 AM

I had sex with a anorexic girl in college once.....it maybe is the scary thing I ever went through.....

She didn't break you did she?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #11 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:41:53 AM »

Quote from: Jaime on February 27, 2012, 09:39:37 AM

She didn't break you did she?

almost
it was just a bad experience...she lived down the hall from me....what I couldn't believe was how bad her breath was...oh and she had wicked forearm nair

....and no- it wasn't a guy, you assholes

Voland · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:43:56 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 27, 2012, 09:41:53 AM

almost
it was just a bad experience...she lived down the hall from me....what I couldn't believe was how bad her breath was...oh and she had wicked forearm nair

....and no- it wasn't a guy, you assholes

i got your back, brah

johnnynoname · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:45:18 AM »

when I fucked her the sound that was made was reminicent of a boot stomping into foot high mud

aesthetics · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:46:45 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 27, 2012, 09:45:18 AM

when I fucked her the sound that was made was reminicent of a boot stomping into foot high mud

ewwww

TrueGrit · « **Reply #15 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:48:00 AM »

She's got legs...

johnnynoname · « **Reply #16 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:48:50 AM »

Quote from: aesthetics on February 27, 2012, 09:46:45 AM

ewwww

I was traumatized like that guy in the movie "Se7en" who had to bang a hooker with that weird strap on thing

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #17 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:54:28 AM »

If that is not proof that Brad Pitt is a homo than nothing is.

hrspwr · « **Reply #18 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:55:38 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on February 27, 2012, 09:48:00 AM

She's got legs...

Classic cancer patient look.

Jaime · « **Reply #19 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:56:10 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 27, 2012, 09:43:56 AM

i got your back, brah

Would hit.

aesthetics · « **Reply #20 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:12:42 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 27, 2012, 09:48:50 AM

I was traumatized like that guy in the movie "Se7en" who had to bang a hooker with that weird strap on thing

it's like going to an amusement park and riding the biggest and most horrific looking ride. you know you are going to feel like shit on it and regret ever riding it, but after you get off you say "where's the next ride

"

Army of One · « **Reply #21 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:14:18 AM »

Quote from: Jaime on February 27, 2012, 09:56:10 AM

Would hit.

how far down did you stop looking?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #22 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:17:39 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on February 27, 2012, 10:14:18 AM

how far down did you stop looking?

outted

Voland · « **Reply #23 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:19:02 AM »

Quote from: Jaime on February 27, 2012, 09:56:10 AM

Would hit.

only an eunuch wouldn't.

ChristopherA · « **Reply #24 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:25:23 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 27, 2012, 09:41:53 AM

almost
it was just a bad experience...she lived down the hall from me....what I couldn't believe was how bad her breath was...oh and she had wicked forearm nair

....and no- it wasn't a guy, you assholes

Yo thats fucked up. I dated a girl with an eating disorder too and her forearm hair was crazy.