As a citizen, I'll summarise.
1.Most southerners are pretentious twats or dodgy bastards
2.The Welsh are okay, their women are fucking mental though, rowdy as hell on a night out
3.Most Midlanders are sound, albeit the ones that try and talk like some Black dude from Brixton
4.Most Northerners are laid back and pleasant (unless you're a Paki)
5.Scots are either dicks with no sense of humour or sarcasm or relatively friendly.
6.As for Liverpool, there're that many windows boarded up the window cleaners have to use fucking sanders