What are some of the funniest pranks you have pulled (mods please leave up)

[makaveli25]

Mods leave this in the gando please. We need some entertainment and a few laughs around here things have been kind of tense lately


1.college, walking back to my dorm high on sex and drunk as a skunk I would smash on the RA's door at 4-5 in the morning like I was the damn police then quickly sprint to my already unlocked room and get in before he had a chance to get to the door.

2. Super glued mouse, phone, and everything else that was on the desk of this kid we didn't like (college)

3. Use to fill up large garbage cans full of piss, laundry detergent, and whatever else we could find and lean them against peoples doors knock on them and run. They opend inward  

4. Taking turds and putting them in the microwave on the girls floor   (college)

5. Roomate had some of the loudest speakers I've ever heard. We put them in the windows on a gorgeous spring day and cranked up some real raunchy porn you could here througout the whole campus  

6. Took a shit in a gatorade bottle and left it under a friends coach. Didn't find it for a couple of weeks  

7. Pulling fire alarms at 5 in the morning night before exams   lot of pissed off people

Share your stories fellas. I miss my college days. I miss living with my buddies the constant laughs and adrenaline rushes. Life is so fucking boring when you grow up. I miss being a kid sometimes!

[BB]

Personally I was always fond of leaving  fish secreted around friends houses, aways fun to watch them try to figure out where it was.

One that always made me smile and gross me out at the same time, was that we use to have this kid on our block that was mean spirited and perhaps a bit retarded that would take dog turds and stuff chunks of them behind closed in car door handles, so that when a person went to open their door, they got a handful of the stuff.

[el numero uno]

Mods leave this in the gando please. We need some entertainment and a few laughs around here things have been kind of tense lately


1.college, walking back to my dorm high on sex and drunk as a skunk I would smash on the RA's door at 4-5 in the morning like I was the damn police then quickly sprint to my already unlocked room and get in before he had a chance to get to the door.

2. Super glued mouse, phone, and everything else that was on the desk of this kid we didn't like (college)

3. Use to fill up large garbage cans full of piss, laundry detergent, and whatever else we could find and lean them against peoples doors knock on them and run. They opend inward 

4. Taking turds and putting them in the microwave on the girls floor  (college)

5. Roomate had some of the loudest speakers I've ever heard. We put them in the windows on a gorgeous spring day and cranked up some real raunchy porn you could here througout the whole campus 

6. Took a shit in a gatorade bottle and left it under a friends coach. Didn't find it for a couple of weeks 

7. Pulling fire alarms at 5 in the morning night before exams  lot of pissed off people

Share your stories fellas. I miss my college days. I miss living with my buddies the constant laughs and adrenaline rushes. Life is so fucking boring when you grow up. I miss being a kid sometimes!

Did you get your degree?

[makaveli25]

A buddy of mine was banging the campus whore. You know the one everyone has had a turn with   Sprayed the fire extenguisher under his door   The look on his face when he flying out of there was priceless. Those were the days.

[makaveli25]

Did you get your degree?

Ya haha. We were all fucken crazy man. I was on the football team we were all a bunch of nuts. We had one guy who would run into big thick lite polls with his shoulders and just destroy them. That was real serious they had a witch hunt for that one. Those were expensive to fix.

Ohh almost forgot a friend ours we use to call dbag he was a real son of a bitch. Well dbag passed out before anyone else and we had a few permanet markers. Everyone got revenge on dbag that night. People drew dicks on his face, insert here, all kinds of foul shit. It got really bad. He deserved it though. He owed everyone money, use to rip people off all the time.

[el numero uno]

Ya haha. We were all fucken crazy man. I was on the football team we were all a bunch of nuts. We had one guy who would run into big thick lite polls with his shoulders and just destroy them. That was real serious they had a witch hunt for that one. Those were expensive to fix.

Ohh almost forgot a friend ours we use to call dbag he was a real son of a bitch. Well dbag passed out before anyone else and we had a few permanet markers. Everyone got revenge on dbag that night. People drew dicks on his face, insert here, all kinds of foul shit. It got really bad. He deserved it though. He owed everyone money, use to rip people off all the time.

Haha that sounds great, what I'm studying at the university it's socially boring but I like the field so I won't complain lol.

[mass243]

In army. One guy was away for night. we tied his blanket in the bed with steel wire.

Guy had meltdown of epic proportions when he cam back at the middle of the night - almost punched me while all of us hysterically laughed HAHAH

[NeilGM]

I used to have this friend called Sean.. He always was skint from drinking his money away on pay day, so me and my friend Jonny on occassions would give him money to do things for our humor. We used to call it "Challenge Sean"

Anyway this one day me an Jonny have gone to a take away back where I used to live and got a big mixed kebab. The guy in the shop goes what sauce do you want, we told him hot chilli.. He tells us that it is very hot and we may not be able to handle it and put it in a tub so it did not ruin our food if we could not fat it. We got it anyway as we both can handle hot food...
We any way we are sat in the car and we tuck into this sauce and we actually found it very hot.. I have the idea for Challenge Sean. So we both ring Sean and go we got this pot of sauce thats hot, you drink the lot in one go we will give you £20.00.. He agrees..
We set off to Sean and drop into the local supermarket to top up the bit of sauce we used with some XXXXX hot sauce, just for an added kick, however we also bought a bottle of Coca Cola and a pack of laxatives.. We disolved 16 of these laxatives in the coke which is about 8 doses worth for heavy constipation.. We are pissing our selves the whole way..
We finally meet Sean on his road and pull up and give him the sauce.. this sauce is fucking hot. He necks the pot which was about 1/4 a litre and his face goes bright red on fire.. Like a good friend I pass him the bottle of Cola and fall on the floor laughing.. Jonny is throwing up with laughter at this point.
Anyhow we sit Sean down in the car and his throat and cheeks had swollen up within minutes from the sauce, his face was bright red, eyes blood shit, sweat pumping out of him and he could not breath.. He was fucked from it... The funny bit though is next day.
Sean rings Jonny around mid day.. he's had fire hot shit poring out of his arse all night and all morning, had no sleep, lost his voice and could not make it into work and lost a full days pay.. It was fucking priceless, he had a bad throat for 3-4 days after and was down from trying to make a quick £20.

[wes]

Mak,you`re fucking nuts man. 

[el numero uno]

I used to have this friend called Sean.. He always was skint from drinking his money away on pay day, so me and my friend Jonny on occassions would give him money to do things for our humor. We used to call it "Challenge Sean"

Anyway this one day me an Jonny have gone to a take away back where I used to live and got a big mixed kebab. The guy in the shop goes what sauce do you want, we told him hot chilli.. He tells us that it is very hot and we may not be able to handle it and put it in a tub so it did not ruin our food if we could not fat it. We got it anyway as we both can handle hot food...
We any way we are sat in the car and we tuck into this sauce and we actually found it very hot.. I have the idea for Challenge Sean. So we both ring Sean and go we got this pot of sauce thats hot, you drink the lot in one go we will give you £20.00.. He agrees..
We set off to Sean and drop into the local supermarket to top up the bit of sauce we used with some XXXXX hot sauce, just for an added kick, however we also bought a bottle of Coca Cola and a pack of laxatives.. We disolved 16 of these laxatives in the coke which is about 8 doses worth for heavy constipation.. We are pissing our selves the whole way..
We finally meet Sean on his road and pull up and give him the sauce.. this sauce is fucking hot. He necks the pot which was about 1/4 a litre and his face goes bright red on fire.. Like a good friend I pass him the bottle of Cola and fall on the floor laughing.. Jonny is throwing up with laughter at this point.
Anyhow we sit Sean down in the car and his throat and cheeks had swollen up within minutes from the sauce, his face was bright red, eyes blood shit, sweat pumping out of him and he could not breath.. He was fucked from it... The funny bit though is next day.
Sean rings Jonny around mid day.. he's had fire hot shit poring out of his arse all night and all morning, had no sleep, lost his voice and could not make it into work and lost a full days pay.. It was fucking priceless, he had a bad throat for 3-4 days after and was down from trying to make a quick £20.

LOL!

[LittleJ]

Mods leave this in the gando please. We need some entertainment and a few laughs around here things have been kind of tense lately


1.college, walking back to my dorm high on sex and drunk as a skunk I would smash on the RA's door at 4-5 in the morning like I was the damn police then quickly sprint to my already unlocked room and get in before he had a chance to get to the door.

2. Super glued mouse, phone, and everything else that was on the desk of this kid we didn't like (college)

3. Use to fill up large garbage cans full of piss, laundry detergent, and whatever else we could find and lean them against peoples doors knock on them and run. They opend inward  

4. Taking turds and putting them in the microwave on the girls floor   (college)

5. Roomate had some of the loudest speakers I've ever heard. We put them in the windows on a gorgeous spring day and cranked up some real raunchy porn you could here througout the whole campus  

6. Took a shit in a gatorade bottle and left it under a friends coach. Didn't find it for a couple of weeks  

7. Pulling fire alarms at 5 in the morning night before exams   lot of pissed off people

Share your stories fellas. I miss my college days. I miss living with my buddies the constant laughs and adrenaline rushes. Life is so fucking boring when you grow up. I miss being a kid sometimes!

Cool story bro

When is the movie coming out?

[makaveli25]

Cool story bro

When is the movie coming out?

Next summer biotch

 

[makaveli25]

LOL!

Damn you almost killed the poor guy 

[El Diablo Blanco]

I snuck into your mom's bedroom and whispered "It's me Tito"  Slipped my cock into her mouth and turned on the lights and yelled SURPRISE.  She was shocked but still proceeded to finish me off.

[makaveli25]

I snuck into your mom's bedroom and whispered "It's me Tito"  Slipped my cock into her mouth and turned on the lights and yelled SURPRISE.  She was shocked but still proceeded to finish me off.

Son of a bitch 

[El Diablo Blanco]

Told newmom I thought she was hot.

[makaveli25]

Told newmom I thought she was hot.

Ohh that's mean. Reported to mod 

[makaveli25]

Had a few friends leave their facebook pages up  When they would log back in they would be suprised at the detailed coming out post that was put up 

[El Diablo Blanco]

This is a true story.

In highschool we had to take cooking class.  One day we were going to make chocolate chip cookies.  So we bought some chocolate ex-lax.  The good stuff that fucking cleaned you out, not like the Ex-Lax today.

We made a batch with the ex lax and mixed them in with the rest of the cookies.  Other kids from other classes came by to grab some.  It was hillarious watching throughout the day people sprinting to the bathrooms.  It was chaotic.  lol.

Also when ex lax came in the chiclet like gum, I used to fill up a box of chiclets with them and pass gum out to my friends.  hahaha

[makaveli25]

This is a true story.

In highschool we had to take cooking class.  One day we were going to make chocolate chip cookies.  So we bought some chocolate ex-lax.  The good stuff that fucking cleaned you out, not like the Ex-Lax today.

We made a batch with the ex lax and mixed them in with the rest of the cookies.  Other kids from other classes came by to grab some.  It was hillarious watching throughout the day people sprinting to the bathrooms.  It was chaotic.  lol.

Also when ex lax came in the chiclet like gum, I used to fill up a box of chiclets with them and pass gum out to my friends.  hahaha

Lol a friend of mine chopped up some hot peppers real fine and put them in cookies in home ec class. He almost got suspended for that stunt.

[apply85]

friend sliving across the hall woke up and there was shit in the trash can lol, someone took a fucking dump in there

rumor swirled, no one to date fessed up, i believe it was their rommate who def had some kind of disorder where he would do weird shit in his sleep, pretty much can only be him and i know no one accused him

tape my rommate shut in our dorm by duct taping the door from the outside

he then went on a rampage and went way overboard, with a gay porn campaign where he posted their heads on gay porn pics and posted the pics everywhere

when slap boxing, me and my roommate nocked over a cup of wine and stained red allll of our other roommates shit, so we tuend it around lol, turned his whole magazine stack around, tried to clean his shit but when he got back hes like... hey guys... haha... there's like wine stains everywhere... would u guys know what happened. me and my other roommate looked at each other... nah bro, what do u mean, wine?

this one girl gave me a scare when she started telling people i gave her an std, went and got checked, got the fucking swab test that said i was clean, turns out she made it up, so i killed her

me and 3 friends were bored as shit in the cafeteira, one held a card board box, the other took a lighter and started to set it on fire and dared the other one to take away the box. it started to smoke so he put it under the tabe. then smoke started billowing out. he put it in a bag and non challantly threw it in the garbage. as we walked away the whole cafeteria started to get smokey but we walked slow as fuck and we turned around all surprised and no one suspected a thing

[El Diablo Blanco]

I've done upper deckers about 3-4 times.

[apply85]

^^^

fckn weirdo

[HTexan]

nothing too mean or creative.  
Meanest. Had any asshole professor. my project group was working in the library. We looked up the professor's facebook page, viewable to all. What a sad site. His only friends were some sci-fi movies, star trek, Amy Winehouse page fan, and some other euro singer fansite. My friend left his computer logged on the facebook and went to the bathroom.   It played out very funny.

Various old tricks including, the old ink in the shampoo trick on bro, random buckets of water over door trick, piss in water bottle, on water gun fights, etc.

[HTexan]

This is a true story.

In highschool we had to take cooking class.  One day we were going to make chocolate chip cookies.  So we bought some chocolate ex-lax.  The good stuff that fucking cleaned you out, not like the Ex-Lax today.

We made a batch with the ex lax and mixed them in with the rest of the cookies.  Other kids from other classes came by to grab some.  It was hillarious watching throughout the day people sprinting to the bathrooms.  It was chaotic.  lol.

Also when ex lax came in the chiclet like gum, I used to fill up a box of chiclets with them and pass gum out to my friends.  hahaha

done that to a friend in highschool. lol You just scrap off the branding. and stick in chiclet wrappers. The only problem was that the gum was brown on the inside.