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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2012, 04:08:12 AM »
Could be true,

One thing I notice about taller girls is they're much harder to strangle

You should try standing on yer toes the next time...midget... :)
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2012, 04:30:17 AM »
There once was a guy named UKGold...

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2012, 05:35:46 AM »
You should try standing on yer toes the next time...midget... :)

There once was a midget who had sex with an extremely tall prostitute who demanded to be kissed during sex... it was a pain for him to have to stop, shuffle up (push up position)...kiss her..shuffle back down and carry on humping.

after a while of this up and down, up and down... he ask, "is it ok if I just shake your hand?"  

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2012, 05:39:48 AM »
There once was a guy named UKGold...

Hahahaha oh brother, that 'guy' was gayer than a 1990's +pos party in brighton

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2012, 05:40:13 AM »
I hate to say this i think i have done a good 40 50 girls anal well let my count elianna,micki,britanny,nicole,nicole.ashley,leticia,rayne,tiffany,katie,lilbit,llana,joe,rachel,lana,kaytlen fuck its hard to just member out of the blue some of them im not sure i even now there name anymore :/  ILL think some more later sometime just doing house chores all the sudden I member some girl i banged in the ass out of the blue and think how did i forget that that was so fun :)

how many of them were black chicks?

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2012, 05:42:11 AM »
Met this chick from Chicago in a bar one night.....she was a nurse in town with her boss ,a doctor who was attending some convention.

I was pretty drunk and we went back to her room where I fucked her.....this chick was real nice,blonde,great body,good personality,well anyway she asks me to fuck her in her ass,when I tried,I could no longer get it up....................Ja ck Daniels had control of my dick!!

I always regretted not banging her in the ass,but somehow I got over it............never saw her again..........she has no idea what she missed out, on poor girl.

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2012, 06:03:16 AM »
I see you didnt recover Wes... :D

Anal will always be on your mind.... ;D
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2012, 06:04:54 AM »
Met this chick from Chicago in a bar one night.....she was a nurse in town with her boss ,a doctor who was attending some convention.

I was pretty drunk and we went back to her room where I fucked her.....this chick was real nice,blonde,great body,good personality,well anyway she asks me to fuck her in her ass,when I tried,I could no longer get it up....................Ja ck Daniels had control of my dick!!

I always regretted not banging her in the ass,but somehow I got over it............never saw her again..........she has no idea what she missed out, on poor girl.

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2012, 06:09:00 AM »
I see you didnt recover Wes... :D

Anal will always be on your mind.... ;D
I still sob myself to sleep at night on a regular basis thinking about this failed conquest!  :D

WES don't feed the fantasy of YAGR
Don`t go there paison!  ;D

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2012, 06:38:32 AM »
I still sob myself to sleep at night on a regular basis thinking about this failed conquest!  :D


I bet you do buddy...i bet you do..... :)
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2012, 06:47:42 AM »
Have tried to get every woman I've been with to do or at least try; been successful with around 15-20% of them.

Most didn't enjoy too much but let it happen, a few got to enjoying it and a select few freaks relished it. Those blessed freaks still haunt my memories frequently even though it's been 10 years (married now) since those wild days.

I was banging one in the vag for like the 3-4th time that night (good 'ol blue magic pills) and she looks back at me over her shoulder and says, "you've worn my pussy out and it's very sore, if you want to keep going you're going to have to stick it in my ass." Yep, more than 10 years ago and that session can be summoned up in my memory like a fucking HD movie on demand. Miss those days "sometimes".
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2012, 07:00:11 AM »
Nurses, diner waitresses and school teachers are the dirtiest girls you can ever meet.


Yes,and I love them all dearly for it!  :D

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2012, 07:00:51 AM »
Have tried to get every woman I've been with to do or at least try; been successful with around 15-20% of them.

Most didn't enjoy too much but let it happen, a few got to enjoying it and a select few freaks relished it. Those blessed freaks still haunt my memories frequently even though it's been 10 years (married now) since those wild days.

I was banging one in the vag for like the 3-4th time that night (good 'ol blue magic pills) and she looks back at me over her shoulder and says, "you've worn my pussy out and it's very sore, if you want to keep going you're going to have to stick it in my ass." Yep, more than 10 years ago and that session can be summoned up in my memory like a fucking HD movie on demand. Miss those days "sometimes".
Good user name ,especially for this type of thread!  ;)

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2012, 07:03:35 AM »
past 1 am....
some kind of mini-crisis where you help them out...
a few glasses of wine to unwind...

you're in.  just take it like you're on some kind of mission together to conquer it.    it's just us against the world baby.

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2012, 07:04:37 AM »
past 1 am....
some kind of mini-crisis where you help them out...
a few glasses of wine to unwind...

you're in.  just take it like you're on some kind of mission together to conquer it.    it's just us against the world baby.
Then simply "plant the flag" !

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2012, 07:05:33 AM »
Then simply "plant the flag" !

yeah, just be gentle, give them a "is this okay baby"....  they nod...

then you turn up the music and pound them like a rented hammer.

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2012, 07:08:27 AM »
yeah, just be gentle, give them a "is this okay baby"....  they nod...

then you turn up the music and pound them like a rented hammer.
Works every time!  ;D

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2012, 07:09:15 AM »
First time was with a mixed chick half white half black. She didn't want to loose her virginity so she let me plow her ass. It was a lot of fun. Last time was about a month ago. Got a hotel room with latino chick. She let me plow her ass all night. Again a lot of fun.


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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2012, 07:14:01 AM »
All of my girls do anal, if they dont, I dump them.  They all love it, some love the pain and some need that ass filled.  I recently dumped an 11 because she wouldnt take it up the ass, she thought she was too good looking.  Now she is begging to come back to me, too bad.


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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2012, 07:15:40 AM »
All of my girls do anal, if they dont, I dump them.  They all love it, some love the pain and some need that ass filled.  I recently dumped an 11 because she wouldnt take it up the ass, she thought she was too good looking.  Now she is begging to come back to me, too bad.


You`re cold blooded..............giv e the poor girl a break, take her back,then ass fuck the snot out of her!  :D

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #45 on: March 01, 2012, 07:16:18 AM »

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2012, 07:19:09 AM »
so many studs here....who knew  ::)

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #47 on: March 01, 2012, 07:23:03 AM »
so many studs here....who knew  ::)
Stud,+ millionare,+ private jet owner, + supermodel girlfriend, and the ability to get any chick you ever desired = every member of getbig.

Hope that helps!  :D

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2012, 07:39:27 AM »

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #49 on: March 01, 2012, 07:41:30 AM »
so many studs here....who knew  ::)

Are you suggesting that all these 15 - 21 year old virgin kids posting from their computer under the stairs in their parents basement have never put it in a girls ass  :D