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Fitness4Life

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #75 on: March 01, 2012, 10:10:08 PM »
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #76 on: March 01, 2012, 10:16:52 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on March 01, 2012, 09:45:59 PM
lol truth.   >:(

Haha, the worst I had was like a few specs of shit, never any huge chunks. I always gave em a heads up tho. Unplanned might prove a disaster. :D
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #77 on: March 01, 2012, 10:37:35 PM »
Quote from: Fitness4Life on March 01, 2012, 10:10:08 PM
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy
Not here. And no fantasy of mine  Tho I had a girl keep trying to play with my asshole with her finger before. I finally stopped her by telling her she could play with my asshole, if she let me perform anal on her. She said, "no that hurts!!". Lol she never asked again.  :D tho, come to think about it, that was about the time we stopped hanging out....
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #78 on: March 01, 2012, 10:42:06 PM »
Quote from: StanZoLOL on March 01, 2012, 10:16:52 PM
Haha, the worst I had was like a few specs of shit, never any huge chunks. I always gave em a heads up tho. Unplanned might prove a disaster. :D
I been shit dicked bad. I'm talking smears on the condom.  :-X   :-X
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #79 on: March 01, 2012, 10:44:14 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on March 01, 2012, 10:42:06 PM
I been shit dicked bad. I'm talking smears on the condom.  :-X   :-X

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #80 on: March 01, 2012, 11:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Fitness4Life on March 01, 2012, 10:10:08 PM
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy
it doesn't turn me on in the least to do it but some girls just go from taking it in the ass to sucking you I dont know if they dont care or don't think about it or what lol Im don't really have an anal feetish I'm just girl crazy period I like ass.pussy,feets,tummys,lips I love it all. Nothing better in this world then a 18-25 you thick legged country girl I will tell you that. I would take a cute 6-7 thick leg young country girl over a 10 any day.
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #81 on: March 01, 2012, 11:42:41 PM »
Quote from: Fitness4Life on March 01, 2012, 10:10:08 PM
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy
no I have had girls do it a lot I don't know if they realise there doing it though i would say 1 out of 4 do it with out thinking. Girls are sick they have just as fucked up fantasies as us I had a few wanna drink my blood put there tounge up me and all other sick shit. Have me pee so they can touch it lol 
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2012, 12:38:51 AM »
Quote from: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 11:42:41 PM
no I have had girls do it a lot I don't know if they realise there doing it though i would say 1 out of 4 do it with out thinking. Girls are sick they have just as fucked up fantasies as us I had a few wanna drink my blood put there tounge up me and all other sick shit. Have me pee so they can touch it lol 

That's fucked up.

I had a buddy who fucked this fat chick from time to time.  He found out she was putting his loads in a jar and saving it.  I guess she scrapped off what she could from her tits or whatever.  There are some sick bitches out there.
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Hugo Chavez

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #83 on: March 02, 2012, 12:57:52 AM »
My anal story. Fucking everyone said I had to do it.  Howard Stern told me I hadn't had real sex until I had anal.

The first time, tight, but not smooth like pussy.  didn't like it.

Tried it again, I must have missed something the first time, tight again, kinda gritty, not smooth like pussy, then after couldn't go in pussy because I had shit on my dick and she said no way... fuck...

Ok, one last time....  gritty, shitty, not like pussy again, kinda felt gay, uh Howard Stern lied and maybe he is gay.

Anal sucks, pussy good.

end of story, no more anal for me.
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #84 on: March 02, 2012, 01:45:51 AM »
Quote from: Fitness4Life on March 01, 2012, 10:10:08 PM
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy

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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #85 on: March 02, 2012, 02:06:08 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on March 02, 2012, 01:45:51 AM
outed
how does that out him?  It could be from a chick's ass to her mouth or from another chick's ass to another chick's mouth.  What are you thinking? Maybe you're outed lol..
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #86 on: March 02, 2012, 04:06:11 AM »
i bet there's a womens forum where they're all laughing about the lie they tell "its my first time doing anal..."
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #87 on: March 02, 2012, 05:00:09 AM »
Quote from: apply85 on March 01, 2012, 06:44:56 PM
pedro has a good point, assholes are mad different

asian womens assholes are small, very close to the surface so to speak, not much dept to their asses

white owmen are the most different, one comes to mind who was french and she had the most amazing body, on the outside nothing special, just ur average mot fat not skinny girl, but when u took her clothes off her body was awesome, held water and fat in all the right places, her asshole had a lot of depth to it, was like a cage just to get at the asshole, it was awesome



What the fuck are you talking about?...not much dept in a asian ass....how do you come up with this bullshit?....let me clarify it for you...a colon is a colon and IT IS LONG...your tiny dick will disapear in it and so will my big dick for whats it worth!!
Again....there is noo bottum for us human beings....it will take your dick to teh balls...get it?

Anal lesson over...carry on
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #88 on: March 02, 2012, 05:08:21 AM »
Quote from: Euro-monster on March 02, 2012, 05:00:09 AM
What the fuck are you talking about?...not much dept in a asian ass....how do you come up with this bullshit?....let me clarify it for you...a colon is a colon and IT IS LONG...your tiny dick will disapear in it and so will my big dick for whats it worth!!
Again....there is noo bottum for us human beings....it will take your dick to teh balls...get it?

Anal lesson over...carry on

Elementary physiology lesson done.
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #89 on: March 02, 2012, 05:10:35 AM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on March 02, 2012, 02:06:08 AM
how does that out him?  It could be from a chick's ass to her mouth or from another chick's ass to another chick's mouth.  What are you thinking? Maybe you're outed lol..

Maybe you're a penis?
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #90 on: March 02, 2012, 05:14:09 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on March 02, 2012, 05:08:21 AM
Elementary physiology lesson done.

Somebody had to set that stupid fuck straight.... ;)
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #91 on: March 02, 2012, 05:22:24 AM »
Quote from: Euro-monster on March 02, 2012, 05:14:09 AM
Somebody had to set that stupid fuck straight.... ;)

He's probably has the memory of an oyster so he'll come back spewing the same BS very soon I fear.
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #92 on: March 02, 2012, 10:11:05 AM »
Quote from: Bobby on March 01, 2012, 02:56:15 AM
I once screwed an asian chick in the ass and when i took it out, there was a rice on it
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #93 on: March 02, 2012, 10:16:53 AM »
still trying to get my girl to let me >:(
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #94 on: March 02, 2012, 10:38:07 AM »
How the hell do those chicks stay alive after doing ass to mouth???   They have to get sick off that shit(pun intended).

That's like playing with fire.




lol, it's still hot though  :D :D :D
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #95 on: March 02, 2012, 10:42:50 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on March 01, 2012, 04:30:17 AM
There once was a guy named UKGold...

i swear i fell out when i read this... ahhhh 2006, those were the good ole days
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #96 on: March 02, 2012, 10:50:53 AM »
Quote from: viking1 on March 02, 2012, 10:38:07 AM
How the hell do those chicks stay alive after doing ass to mouth???   They have to get sick off that shit(pun intended).

That's like playing with fire.




lol, it's still hot though  :D :D :D

They don't eat the previous day and the enema , listen to Howard Stern
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #97 on: March 02, 2012, 11:53:29 AM »
MY STORY... 10 years ago in college, me and my roomates had a massive party... Went through 20 huge handles of vodka and rum and 2 kegs gone in 5 hours... Around 3am, I met this girl that was cuban/irish mix... (black hair green eyes) People were fucking in every room including the laundry room... Tried to go in the bathroom, but there were 3 of my boys tag teaming some whore... I finally came to the back porch, were it was quiet. She then responded"Im on my period, I want your big cock in my ass" So I bent her over the rails on the deck and let her have it... During the process, my boy came out and saw me doing her anal style and starting laughing his ass off... Oh how I miss those days... ;D
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #98 on: March 02, 2012, 05:57:07 PM »
Quote from: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 11:42:41 PM
no I have had girls do it a lot I don't know if they realise there doing it though i would say 1 out of 4 do it with out thinking. Girls are sick they have just as fucked up fantasies as us I had a few wanna drink my blood put there tounge up me and all other sick shit. Have me pee so they can touch it lol 

I was with a chick in the shower. She started acting like a bitch. So I pissed on her foot.  :D she got so fucking mad. Hahaha
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Re: What's your ANAL story?
« Reply #99 on: March 02, 2012, 08:22:28 PM »
Lotta studs in this thread who get chicks asking for it in the ass!
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