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seCrawler

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Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« on: March 01, 2012, 03:21:54 AM »
 :o

Darth Maul Returns.  Too bad it wasn't in the movies, but this will have to do.





It's bodybuilding related because Maul has better ninja skills than Flex Wheeler.

Wooooosh!
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2012, 03:25:19 AM »
Their movement looks gay and they sound stupid.  Hope that helps.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2012, 03:57:41 AM »
Fuck are those characters arch types or caricatures of previous selfs. Yoda used to be a whackjob but with great wisdom. Han Solo was more of a neutral than a good guy. Darth Vader was a bad guy but leaning to the good side. These are characters for adults with adult mind set. These new characters are for children, 100 %.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2012, 04:19:43 AM »
How can he return when he was cut in half?
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 04:25:06 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 01, 2012, 04:19:43 AM
How can he return when he was cut in half?

Clone Wars is BEFORE Episode I, retard.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 04:27:53 AM »
Quote from: DK II on March 01, 2012, 04:25:06 AM
Clone Wars is BEFORE Episode I, retard.

No.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2012, 04:33:11 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 01, 2012, 04:27:53 AM
No.

LOL, you're right, sorry.

I was distracted there for a second, CW is after Ep 3.

Sorry my mistake.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 04:34:36 AM »
Quote from: DK II on March 01, 2012, 04:33:11 AM
LOL, you're right, sorry.

I was distracted there for a second, CW is after Ep 3.

Sorry my mistake.

Apology accepted. Glad we settled that like gentlemen, was afraid we were gonna have to throw hands.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 04:37:11 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 01, 2012, 04:19:43 AM
How can he return when he was cut in half?
My thoughts exactly.


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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2012, 04:39:15 AM »
Quote from: DK II on March 01, 2012, 04:33:11 AM
LOL, you're right, sorry.

I was distracted there for a second, CW is after Ep 3.

Sorry my mistake.

Well, if you really wanna get technical it began after Episode II when Yoda at the end of the film says, "Begun the Clone War has."  :P
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2012, 04:43:04 AM »
In the trailer he has cyborg legs. Think darth vader ;)
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2012, 04:52:48 AM »
Quote from: TheTrueVictor on March 01, 2012, 04:39:15 AM
Well, if you really wanna get technical it began after Episode II when Yoda at the end of the film says, "Begun the Clone War has."  :P

Yes, I didn't want to make it too complicated.

I think the first CW movie is between ep 2 and 3, if i remember correctly.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2012, 05:00:50 AM »
Quote from: DK II on March 01, 2012, 04:52:48 AM
Yes, I didn't want to make it too complicated.

I think the first CW movie is between ep 2 and 3, if i remember correctly.

That's right.  Anything branded "Clone Wars" is between Episodes 2 and 3.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2012, 05:58:56 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 01, 2012, 04:19:43 AM
How can he return when he was cut in half?

1  lightsabers cauterize.

2 maul isn't human, and humans can live with half a body.  how about an alien with access to advanced technology?

3 the question should have been, how in the hell slow poke obi beat him, since maul made all the moves?

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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2012, 06:49:50 AM »
maul was screwed :)
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2012, 06:59:32 AM »
Quote from: seCrawler on March 01, 2012, 05:58:56 AM
1  lightsabers cauterize.

2 maul isn't human, and humans can live with half a body.  how about an alien with access to advanced technology?

3 the question should have been, how in the hell slow poke obi beat him, since maul made all the moves?



That video doesnt show the kill, I will need to see that.

1. Yes they do.


2.   That assumes a lot. He may not be human but his species is very similar. I understand the advanced medical technology, but as I recall Obi slicex him in half about the waist. I am convincex that would sever the spin and cause certain death couplex with the fall.

3.  One lucky move. Obi won was truly outmatched.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2012, 07:09:39 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 01, 2012, 06:59:32 AM


3.  One lucky move. Obi won was truly outmatched.

Obi-Wan was the greatest Jedi in history.   Took out Maul, Grevious, and Anakin in his prime.  Paved the way for Skywalker to bring back balance.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2012, 07:14:06 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on March 01, 2012, 07:09:39 AM
Obi-Wan was the greatest Jedi in history.   Took out Maul, Grevious, and Anakin in his prime.  Paved the way for Skywalker to bring back balance.

By the time he defeated Anakin yes. But vs Maul I'm not convinced. I mean if he were that great he should have been able to beat Maul 2 on 1 before quigon got the axe.

Either way it will be cool to see Anakin vs Maul.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2012, 07:30:40 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 01, 2012, 07:14:06 AM
By the time he defeated Anakin yes. But vs Maul I'm not convinced. I mean if he were that great he should have been able to beat Maul 2 on 1 before quigon got the axe.

Either way it will be cool to see Anakin vs Maul.

He was still a Padawan at the time, so beating Maul means even more.  It's like a AA pitcher pitching a perfect game in the MLB.

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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2012, 07:52:19 AM »
Quote from: seCrawler on March 01, 2012, 03:21:54 AM
:o

Darth Maul Returns.  Too bad it wasn't in the movies, but this will have to do.




That's not real, looks like a cartoon.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2012, 01:24:44 PM »
Jason Genova might be pleased.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2012, 01:34:31 PM »
Quote from: DK II on March 01, 2012, 04:33:11 AM
LOL, you're right, sorry.

I was distracted there for a second, CW is after Ep 3.

Sorry my mistake.

No... CW is after 2 and before 3.
Edit... didn't read everything before my response.

You guys got it.

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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2012, 01:35:03 PM »
The obsessiveness in this thread makes me want to go and read Dorian vs Ronnie
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2012, 01:47:37 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on March 01, 2012, 03:57:41 AM
Fuck are those characters arch types or caricatures of previous selfs. Yoda used to be a whackjob but with great wisdom. Han Solo was more of a neutral than a good guy. Darth Vader was a bad guy but leaning to the good side. These are characters for adults with adult mind set. These new characters are for children, 100 %.
Cartoon Network continues the Clone Wars cartoon from the Direct to DVD movie...it explains a lot, and has far more plot that all the movies combined
seemingly, the cartoon versions, one can explain more and do more with it than with live action.
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Re: Clone Wars - Darth Maul
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2012, 02:41:17 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on March 01, 2012, 07:30:40 AM
He was still a Padawan at the time, so beating Maul means even more.  It's like a AA pitcher pitching a perfect game in the MLB.



Good point.
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