who goes on dates?
one time i invited this girl to a party, pretty clear i wanted to get it on with her, she's openly sexual and great looking, she comes over with all her piercings in lol, i mean like a nose ring u would see on a bull, something in her lip, in her bro, huge fucking earings, dressed like the devil, i fell asleep on the arm chair 20 minutes after she arrived, have no clue when she left but i ended up fucking her best friend who was forgettable enough for this to be the first time ive thought of her since i fucked her