Dude look like a lady.
That was written by Tyler after spending time getting high with Motley Crue in a hotel room. Steve looked across, mainly at Tommy Lee but also Nikki Sixx, and said "Dude looks like a lady!" and the songwriters epiphany occurred.
By saleslady, you mean the incognito gorilla on his left ?
Antoine Fats Domino as your avatar? What's the story behind that?