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Tapeworm

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Strange lack of pigment
« on: March 03, 2012, 07:37:34 PM »
39 yo male, 3 whiskers, lacking color, tip of chin.  Time elapsed since appearance: Unknown.  Concerned I am turning Swedish.  Require appropriate course of action.  Please advise.

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Hulkotron

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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2012, 08:05:45 PM »
I recommend an icepick + gauze.
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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2012, 08:07:50 PM »
Strange lack of E..X...P...L..A...N...A. ...T...I....O....N ???
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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2012, 08:42:10 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on March 03, 2012, 07:37:34 PM
39 yo male, 3 whiskers, lacking color, tip of chin.  Time elapsed since appearance: Unknown.  Concerned I am turning Swedish.  Require appropriate course of action.  Please advise.



when you start turning Dutch you have real problems.
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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2012, 12:08:17 AM »
This would have started 3-4 years ago.

It's probably the first time in while since you've washed away the tomato sauce & pie residue. Was someone shaking your tinnie beforehand?
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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2012, 03:08:15 AM »
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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2012, 04:39:28 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on March 03, 2012, 07:37:34 PM
39 yo male, 3 whiskers, lacking color, tip of chin.  Time elapsed since appearance: Unknown.  Concerned I am turning Swedish.  Require appropriate course of action.  Please advise.



Post a picture so we can pass better judgement on what to do next...?  :-X
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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2012, 05:58:03 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on March 03, 2012, 07:37:34 PM
39 yo male, 3 whiskers, lacking color, tip of chin.  Time elapsed since appearance: Unknown.  Concerned I am turning Swedish.  Require appropriate course of action.  Please advise.

You are turning middle aged...It will next appear on the temples...

"Just for Men" springs to mind...If the store is out of "Just for Men" in your color...goto the aisle where they have women's haircolor...it works on men just as well...The only difference is that women's haircolor is made to leave in the hair for longer periods of time...Marketing research when developing "Just for Men" indicated that men had a shorter attention span for fiddling with haircolor than women.
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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2012, 06:38:09 AM »


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sync pulse

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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2012, 06:47:10 AM »
Wait until your pubic hairs start to go grey...
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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2012, 08:34:14 AM »
Quote from: sync pulse on March 04, 2012, 05:58:03 AM
You are turning middle aged

That's not true.  THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!


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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2012, 08:40:45 AM »
Quote from: dhartnet on March 04, 2012, 03:08:15 AM

that's who came to my mind when i saw the title of this thread. the large jar of mayonaise himself.
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Re: Strange lack of pigment
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2012, 08:45:18 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on March 04, 2012, 08:34:14 AM
That's not true.  THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!



Mark Hamill looks amazingly like Warren Clarke...
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