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Your Anal Obsessions
« on: March 05, 2012, 06:48:01 PM »
The windows have to be crystal clear and the floors clean enough to eat off of.  The rest of the house can be a total mess, but those two things take precedence.  ::)
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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 07:10:48 PM »
title of this thread is misleading!  >:(
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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2012, 08:45:28 PM »
I thought Bay posted this

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2012, 09:32:06 PM »
I thought Bay posted this

Where ya been boobalicious?
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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2012, 06:22:48 AM »
Thought I was going to have to move this thread.

I don't like a bunch of crippity crap sitting out.  But the closets and cupboards can be as bad as Mr. Whoopee's.
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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2012, 12:17:10 PM »
She's maybe been begged to repost and be hardhitting or rude & provocative or some crap?  Maybe she's getting £1 plus commission per post nowadays?  Laura Lee will post next about Arvilla's anal obsessions and ~flower~ will even maybe chime in and say something lethal.  Where's Rhino?


Obviously she's been dragged back into Getbig kicking and screaming and... posting 'obsessivelyanally' about what you lot nowadays banally refer to as 'bum'


My usage of the word anal has nothing to do with your cleaning ocd.  I recognise anal in a completely rude, not to be used, different way.  Look the word up and use it correctly please, don't abuse it.

I've had lots of sex, very very good sex more often than not.  But sometimes (only rarely and after hours and hours on end, the guy wants to put it in your bum...


So I'm like no thankyou very much.  What is it, is this the last frontier?  Do you think my perfect bit built at the front for your stickyout bit isn't sufficient?   I've never had children, this thing I'm giving you is not stretched out.

Well no, You want more?  You want what?


Any guy that's ever suggested putting it up my bum I've never ever spoken to again in the morning.  Gone.  

It is never the men with nice dicks who want to do that, it's only the ones with less than 4 or 5 or 6" who want that.  Perversion.  Perhaps they think you've got a smaller orifice elsewhere.  Oh Errr.  

I'd prefer to use my mouth.  



Your Anal Obsessions are so off utterly limits.  Too rude.

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Once again, you're way off base (does that expression also need an explanation?)
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It comes from the phrase "anal retentive".  The term anal-retentive (also anally retentive), commonly abbreviated to anal, is used conversationally to describe a person who pays such attention to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to themselves and others, potentially to the detriment of the anal-retentive person. The term derives from Freudian psychoanalysis. So, when someone is "being anal," they're spending too much attention to detail, causing themselves (and everyone else) undue stress.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_retentiveness

Oh, and kindly save your sexual escapades for the sex board.  Thankyouverymuch!
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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2012, 01:58:31 PM »
uh huh.  You're anal and I'm not.  Thanks for explaining English to me.


Do take care with your anal expressions and obsessions
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surprised you didn't delete me.  So go clean under your fridge again, get someone to move it for you before you bend over, because that's not anal or rude, that's normal.

Anal Obsessions or anything defined as anal have a degrogatory connotation in my book, regardless of which direction you like your fridge moved sideways or your bum fucked if you're into that...  Freud was probably not into women because he loved his mother and spanking.  And he went obsessive and kinky in his old age.  Let's do a thread about Freudian slips: 

When you say one thing and mean a mother?

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2012, 02:02:54 PM »
 obsessed anally?
 



Are you doing a thread on anal obsessions or not?  If so you ought discuss men's anal obsessions


Not the daft female 'anal' traits like moving fridges which are banal not anal.

Most women know what they want and where they want it




You say tomato & I say you sound like an arsehole

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2012, 04:14:22 PM »
Where ya been boobalicious?

been busy.  Leasing apartments, trying to manage a clients duplex, put in a few real estate contracts for the same client, cleaning an office in the mornings.  Then I actually went on a couple of dates 9with real live women).  that sucked horrendously.


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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2012, 06:21:41 PM »
been busy.  Leasing apartments, trying to manage a clients duplex, put in a few real estate contracts for the same client, cleaning an office in the mornings.  Then I actually went on a couple of dates 9with real live women).  that sucked horrendously.


Calling bullshit on this whole post.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2012, 06:48:03 PM »
  Then I actually went on a couple of dates 9with real live women).  that sucked horrendously.



Looking forward to a thread titled 'Migs Dating Disasters'
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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2012, 07:30:10 PM »
Calling bullshit on this whole post.

I call bullshit on your face

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2012, 08:10:05 PM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2012, 07:00:26 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2012, 03:26:06 PM »
Looking forward to a thread titled 'Migs Dating Disasters'
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i'm surprised there isn't one

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2012, 10:35:00 AM »
Does anyone here suffer from chronic pain in the balls of their feet?  Seriously.  I think I have metatarsalgia.  It feels like like feet have been hammered.  It hurts bad and somedays I can barely walk.  Trying insoles but might have to go to the doc.

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2012, 04:49:21 PM »
Does anyone here suffer from chronic pain in the balls of their feet?  Seriously.  I think I have metatarsalgia.  It feels like like feet have been hammered.  It hurts bad and somedays I can barely walk.  Trying insoles but might have to go to the doc.

Might want to stop wearing heals
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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2012, 07:07:54 PM »
if it were only that easy

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2012, 07:09:27 PM »
Does anyone here suffer from chronic pain in the balls of their feet?  Seriously.  I think I have metatarsalgia.  It feels like like feet have been hammered.  It hurts bad and somedays I can barely walk.  Trying insoles but might have to go to the doc.
My wife had that after a bunion surgery.  She got another surgery to fix it.  8 weeks recovery time.

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2012, 07:51:27 PM »
My wife had that after a bunion surgery.  She got another surgery to fix it.  8 weeks recovery time.

not what I want to hear.  How is it now?

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2012, 08:26:08 PM »
not what I want to hear.  How is it now?

Still bothers her from time to time but much better than it was.  They had to fuse a joint.  Now her big toe stays elevated because it cannot bend.  Over time it will go down though.  She will start trying to jog lightly this coming week.  It is a long recovery to walk much less run.  I hope you do not have to get it done.

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2012, 10:01:51 PM »
I can't go more than 2 days without shaving. I need a smooth surface...even if it's dead winter and no one will see my pits/legs for months.

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2012, 09:27:42 PM »
plantar fasciitis?

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/plantar-fasciitis-topic-overview


What I feel is almost exclusively on the balls of my feet.  Sucks.  I was trying to massage it a bit and it hurt so bad I almost cries (almost, since i'm a manly man)

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Re: Your Anal Obsessions
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2012, 11:36:47 AM »
My wife had that after a bunion surgery.  She got another surgery to fix it.  8 weeks recovery time.

Your wife's feet are sexy.


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