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the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« on: March 07, 2012, 11:26:40 AM »
You guys are suckers. Don't compliment the "CO(ckro)ACH" about someone else's boat. The loan will probably not get approved. The "CO(ckro)ACH" knows it and I know it. Don't feed into the moron's idle daydreams. You guys need to hit the sidewalks and make something out of yourselves. When my grandfather was 19 he had an 18 year old wife three children, two full time jobs and was going to college at night for book keeping. Today the only sacrificers are hard working black men. What a joke this country has become.

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2012, 11:27:35 AM »
whatever floats your boat pakie el pakistino.

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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2012, 11:31:28 AM »
whatever floats your boat pakie el pakistino.
Half Italian and half Irish...keep pining away for that whore who cheated on you and broke it off 10 years ago, stalker-boy.

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2012, 11:42:05 AM »
Sounds like you are obsessed with another mans love life.  Why all the jealousy and anger broskino?

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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2012, 11:46:08 AM »
Sounds like you are obsessed with another mans love life.  Why all the jealousy and anger broskino?
Obsessed is a strong word. An Alpha like myself keeps a mental list of the weaknesses of the lesser males around him. Gives an Alpha like myself leverage to exploit the situation to his own advantage. Take "mon-of-steel". We know he's a sucker for broads. One in particular. He could be compromised in minutes. Why? Because he's not a real he-man like myself.

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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2012, 11:49:16 AM »
You guys are suckers. Don't compliment the "CO(ckro)ACH" about someone else's boat. The loan will probably not get approved. The "CO(ckro)ACH" knows it and I know it. Don't feed into the moron's idle daydreams. You guys need to hit the sidewalks and make something out of yourselves. When my grandfather was 19 he had an 18 year old wife three children, two full time jobs and was going to college at night for book keeping. Today the only sacrificers are hard working black men. What a joke this country has become.

Don't hate because I'm better with finances than you....with your degree in "finance".

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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2012, 11:52:28 AM »
Don't hate because I'm better with finances than you....with your degree in "finance".
Its a degree in "economics". And being "guy rich" isn't exactly considered being "better with finances". You're trying to finance a boat. You, then, really are a moron.

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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2012, 12:08:10 PM »
Its a degree in "economics". And being "guy rich" isn't exactlytly considered being "better with finances". You're trying to finance a boat. You, then, really are a moron.

ok..economics. Whatever. If I have everything but my home payed off, including CC's. I can afford to finance. If the people who are in with a shitload of debt that try to take on MORE debt because of being materialistic. Econ 101 in the real world Jr....don't take on something you can't afford. Simple right??

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2012, 12:10:51 PM »
Obsessed is a strong word. An Alpha like myself keeps a mental list of the weaknesses of the lesser males around him. Gives an Alpha like myself leverage to exploit the situation to his own advantage. Take "mon-of-steel". We know he's a sucker for broads. One in particular. He could be compromised in minutes. Why? Because he's not a real he-man like myself.

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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2012, 12:11:53 PM »
ok..economics. Whatever. If I have everything but my home payed off, including CC's. I can afford to finance. If the people who are in with a shitload of debt that try to take on MORE debt because of being materialistic. Econ 101 in the real world Jr....don't take on something you can't afford. Simple right??
You're not even approved.

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2012, 12:13:36 PM »
You guys are suckers. Don't compliment the "CO(ckro)ACH" about someone else's boat. The loan will probably not get approved. The "CO(ckro)ACH" knows it and I know it. Don't feed into the moron's idle daydreams. You guys need to hit the sidewalks and make something out of yourselves. When my grandfather was 19 he had an 18 year old wife three children, two full time jobs and was going to college at night for book keeping. Today the only sacrificers are hard working black men. What a joke this country has become.

are you saying that coach is a liar, mr rat  ???

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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2012, 12:17:38 PM »
are you saying that coach is a liar, mr rat  ???
I'm saying he's making a pompous display of a boat he doesn't even own. A sleazy boat salesman probably got ahold of the coach in a bar and put this deal together, only to get some deposit money out of the coach. The financing is a wistful daydream. The guy is probably tooting a few lines with coach's deposit money as we speak.

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2012, 12:19:37 PM »


Teh Coach has a yacht, not boat.

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2012, 12:23:09 PM »
Half Italian and half Irish...keep pining away for that whore who cheated on you and broke it off 10 years ago, stalker-boy.

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2012, 12:25:41 PM »
I'm saying he's making a pompous display of a boat he doesn't even own. A sleazy boat salesman probably got ahold of the coach in a bar and put this deal together, only to get some deposit money out of the coach. The financing is a wistful daydream. The guy is probably tooting a few lines with coach's deposit money as we speak.

the coach is one of the more successful getbiggers. i don't think this boat will be a problem for him. you may be proved right though, mr rat

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2012, 12:35:49 PM »
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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2012, 01:21:43 PM »

Teh Coach has a yacht, not boat.

Nah, a yacht is considered 40ft +. This one is 35.

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2012, 01:26:49 PM »
You guys are suckers. Don't compliment the "CO(ckro)ACH" about someone else's boat. The loan will probably not get approved. The "CO(ckro)ACH" knows it and I know it. Don't feed into the moron's idle daydreams. You guys need to hit the sidewalks and make something out of yourselves. When my grandfather was 19 he had an 18 year old wife three children, two full time jobs and was going to college at night for book keeping. Today the only sacrificers are hard working black men. What a joke this country has become.

So you're saying trolling on a bodybuilding board is making something of yourself? If thats the case, congrats, you're a success.

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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2012, 01:39:39 PM »
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SeaDream can assist those with less than-perfect-credit or credit challenges with flexible boat financing options. SeaDream’s Bad Credit Boat Loans Department specializes in mid-tier credit score and sub-prime marine financing programs.

Our mid-tier programs will enable you to secure competitive financing even though you may not qualify for today’s prime rate boat loans. SeaDream also offers sub-prime boat financing programs, which allows you to re-establish / rebuild your credit rating while enjoying the fun boating lifestyle.

With financing up to $60,000, SeaDream’s mid-tier and sub prime boat financing programs offer you a variety of options to meet your needs.

Loan Terms up to 12 years
Simple Interest Financing with No Pre-Payment Penalty
Standard Fixed Rate & Short Term Fixed Programs
Interest rates vary from the low to high teens

Before you apply please review the following to ensure you meet the following minimum qualifications:

1. Loan Qualifications:

Minimum Down Payment: 10% +
Boats May Not Be Older than 10 Years
Units That Do Not Qualify: High Performance Boats, Commercial Vessels, & Personal Watercraft

2. Credit Profile Parameters:

Credit Score / FICO Score Must Be 525 or Above
If you are not sure what your current credit score is, click Fico Scores/Reports to obtain a free copy of your credit report.
Combined Unpaid Accounts Must Be Less than $5,000.00. Accounts include:
Collection accounts
Charge offs (unpaid accounts written off by the creditor)
Repossessions (auto, boat, rv, etc)
Property foreclosures
Child support payment
Tax liens
Recent Late Payment (within the last 18 months) on the Following Accounts Will Disqualify:
Mortgage payment
Investment property mortgage payment
Vehicle payment: automobile, rv, boat, etc
A Prior Bankruptcy is Not Usually a Problem. Please Review the Program Restrictions Below:
Cannot have filed for bankruptcy within the last 24 months
Cannot have filed for bankruptcy more that one time
Cannot have any late / unpaid accounts after the bankruptcy
(mortgage or vehicle payments, collections, charge offs, tax liens, child support, etc)
Have you been able to reestablish your credit? You must have 18 - 24 months of established installment credit: home / property loans, car loans, recreational loans, motorcycle loans, signature bank loans, etc)
Note: credit cards are not considered installment credit
Your current monthly Debt to Income ratio should not exceed 40%?
To calculate your Debt to Income ratio – Click Here

3. How to apply / next steps:

a. If you meet the Credit Profile Parameters please call 949-515-2362 for more information on our mid-tier and sub-prime marine financing programs. You may qualify. Our service-oriented and friendly staff of experienced boat finance professionals will work with you, one-to-one, every step of the way to get you the boat of your dreams and get your credit rating back on track. * (see disclaimer below)

b. If you have not met the Credit Profile Parameters noted above you may not qualify for our sub-prime marine loan financing programs. We strongly suggest that you not apply for a loan unless you are relatively sure that you have met the general Credit Profile Parameters as it will place an unnecessary inquiry on your credit report that may lower your FICO score. Instead we recommend that you start monitoring your FICO score and apply for a SeaDream loan once it has reached 525 or above. 

To learn more about increasing your chances of securing boat financing SeaDream has put together a series of boat financing tips. After you have taken measures to increase your chances of being financed SeaDream will work with you to get the best possible boat loan.

You may always contact one of our loan representatives to further investigate your current scenario.

* Disclaimer: The credit profile parameters are only a general guideline and do not guarantee a loan approval.



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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2012, 04:13:26 PM »
are you saying that coach is a liar, mr rat  ???
Mr. Rat?  I like that.  That's what I will call him from now on.

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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2012, 04:35:51 PM »
The SS sticky stud.  :-\
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Re: the "coach"'s boat is a pipedream.
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2012, 05:04:45 PM »
does anyone have a pic of coach so i can photoshopped it?
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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2012, 05:07:17 PM »
does anyone have a pic of coach so i can photoshopped it?

Hold on, I.think I have one with your mom. I'll post it later.

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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2012, 05:08:42 PM »
Sounds like "Hi Texan" is a little butthurt.