Blacken is right!
Ayers= Coincidence
Doorn= Happenstance
Jerimiah Wright= Anybody could have missed those sermons, most people fall asleep at church anyway
Bell= Oh come on, Obama was just a young man who was full of vigor and community organizing!
The Acorn connection= Big deal!
Rezko= Obama thought he was doing business with a legitimate real estate broker!
Dr. Khalid al Mansour= Who? Nothing to see here!
Solyndra= Obama was an innocent bystander!
Media Matters scandal= Rush Limbaugh is racist and sexist!
The Black Panther Voter intimidation debacle= Eric Holder is autonomous, he doesn't answer to Obama!
Guys, all of these things are just fabricated pieces of circumstantial evidence manufactured by the vast right wing conspiracy that is trying to control us all by having leftists control the mainstream media, politics and academia. Don't you get it?! Obama isn't corrupt, or radical or anti American, or anti business-- He's just misunderstood. He is a lone saint surrounded by sinners. Besides, Sarah Palin had sex with Glen Rice! Isn't that more interesting?!