Author Topic: RELIGIOUS NUTTER FIGHTS LION!!!! (Read 5977 times)

suckmymuscle · « **on:** March 08, 2012, 08:54:04 PM »

This is crazy. This moron was not drunk or on drugs or anything. According to him, "God" ordered him to go in there and fight the lion. He then went in there, took off his jacket and tried to fight the lion like a matador fights bulls. Result: injuries to his face, hands and torso.

If a gorilla were there, it would have saved him.

Wait, scratch that. Gorillas don't like dumb human animals either...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

HTexan · « **Reply #1 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:56:13 PM »

only minor injuries. that is a miracle .

reppingfor20 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:58:03 PM »

only in christianity

tommywishbone · « **Reply #3 on:** March 08, 2012, 08:58:23 PM »

A friendly lion no doubt.

old_lifter · « **Reply #4 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:13:32 PM »

now they will have to put the lion down because of that asshole

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #5 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:15:05 PM »

Quote from: reppingfor20 on March 08, 2012, 08:58:03 PM

only in christianity

lol u sure bout that

A Professional · « **Reply #6 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:17:20 PM »

God is quite the joker.

HTexan · « **Reply #7 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:19:30 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 08, 2012, 09:15:05 PM

lol u sure bout that

Wait. So every time a nutter that doesn't beleive in God, does something fuck up. We can blame it on the atheists?

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #8 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:34:36 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on March 08, 2012, 09:19:30 PM

Wait. So every time a nutter that doesn't beleive in God, does something fuck up. We can blame it on the atheists?

or on the fact he is nuts what ever works though just sayen

CAPTAIN INSANO · « **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:36:57 PM »

jungle of peace

queefer · « **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:57:25 PM »

Jesus Christ that was stupid

seCrawler · « **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2012, 10:19:16 PM »

Lion sits there everyday and notices that no ever comes to his side. Then, one day someone does. Even the Lion sensed this guy was a retard. Plus Argentina has fat free Grade A beef. What is he suppose to do with fatty human flesh? Guy probably tastes like shit when he bite him.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #12 on:** March 08, 2012, 10:36:23 PM »

God works in mysterious ways!

The voice said "Go forth my son and taunt thy Lion, for the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.."

phyxsius · « **Reply #13 on:** March 08, 2012, 11:45:23 PM »

how come no one said it's from Satan?

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #14 on:** March 08, 2012, 11:50:21 PM »

if it was a tiger his chance to survive would be much lesser!!.. lions in general dont kill unless they are scared or when they are hungry to eat!!.. and sure this lion didn feel any danger from this man so he just examined him..

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2012, 12:09:25 AM »

Quote from: seCrawler on March 08, 2012, 10:19:16 PM

Lion sits there everyday and notices that no ever comes to his side. Then, one day someone does. Even the Lion sensed this guy was a retard. Plus Argentina has fat free Grade A beef. What is he suppose to do with fatty human flesh? Guy probably tastes like shit when he bite him.

Lol, can you imagine what the lion was thinking as he saw this human jumping the wall and charging against him yelling:"In the name of God!" while flinging his shirt at the lion? The lion was probably:

"LOL...wtf? I will be doing Humanity a favor by eating this moron. Future generations of humans will be smarter and more emotionally balanced because I stopped this moron from breeding."

SUCKMYMUSCLE

A Professional · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2012, 12:09:47 AM »

If it was a kodiak bear he would have been left unidentifiable except through dental records.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2012, 12:36:38 AM »

Quote from: A Professional on March 09, 2012, 12:09:47 AM

If it was a kodiak bear he would have been left unidentifiable except through dental records.

ima call you sunshine from now on

Rami · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2012, 01:00:27 AM »

the lion was not hungry and never saw him as a threat what so ever, that's the only reasons he lived

HTexan · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:11:44 AM »

Quote from: phyxsius on March 08, 2012, 11:45:23 PM

how come no one said it's from Satan?

Good point.

dj181 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:18:16 AM »

SIBERIAN TIGERS>lions

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:22:06 AM »

Lion of peace

Tito24 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:30:04 AM »

sickening religion

dr.chimps · « **Reply #23 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:45:44 AM »

Must have been Aslan.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:58:18 AM »

Demon possesed by Allah

Author Topic: RELIGIOUS NUTTER FIGHTS LION!!!! (Read 5977 times)

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