I was like you once.
Now I'm drinking shitloads of alcohol, squatting shitloads of weight while being ripped to shreds.
It doesn't do shit.
EXACTLY!!!
We literally bought a truck load of expensive alcohol for my wedding so I started drinking a lot then (or was it because of the wedding itself LOL).
It's been almost two years and I look better than ever. I don't get black out drunk but a drink in the evening or a few drinks a week. Even after I do get really smashed I just wake up looking shredded as fuck. I'm sure it can't be the greatest for your liver but if you stay hydrated and aren't an alcoholic you CAN drink.
I hate natural friends too that drink a lot, and they look far better than my natural friends who weight chicken breasts and granola on their faggy digital food scales. They go crush pussy every weekend and drink all the time and they're pretty jacked for being natural. Then you have the pussy ones that read things on bodybuilding.com and follow their advices perfectly and they look like weak pieces of shit.
If you live like a pussy you will TURN INTO A PUSSY!!!