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What a dumb@ss
« on: March 09, 2012, 05:49:22 PM »
A man who tried illegally downloading a Slash album says he accidentally found it to contain child pornography.

Nigel Robertson from Hull, England, admits he tried to steal the music, but insists the indecent image downloads were an accident.

"When I opened some of them up, I realised they were young girls," he told the Daily Mail. "I immediately called my wife. I was panicking. I asked her what she thought I should do and her response was to call the police.

"I was willing to take it on the chin for downloading the music. I half expected to get arrested for that but felt it was important because someone was obviously uploading this."

Now Robertson has been banned from seeing his own children for up to a year while police examine his hard drive.

"It has been a nightmare," he adds. "I feel like I am guilty until proven innocent. That is not the way I understood the British justice system to work."

Meanwhile, in unconfirmed reports, illegal downloads of music by Slash have since dropped by 2000%.

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2012, 05:50:55 PM »
Well played by Slash

Quite the trick

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2012, 05:51:08 PM »
Lesson is do not EVER trust cops.  The dumbfuck should have just deleted it.  And showing his wife?????  WTF???

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2012, 06:30:43 PM »
The pussification of society has been a complete success.

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2012, 11:20:32 PM »
After getting screwed being a nice guy, playing by the rules, and "doing the right things", I learned to just shut the fuck up and take what I can and not give a fuck.

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2012, 11:48:24 PM »
what a bitch

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2012, 06:24:51 AM »
SMART GUY    ::)

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2012, 06:29:06 AM »
How about this
 Check out The pictures
1 open your comouter
2 take out hard drive
3 drive to lake river what ever
4 throw away hard drive
5 laugh like a maniac
6 crack one off while thinking of The loli pictures

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2012, 08:16:47 AM »


BDB why are your posts always some random post or video unrelated to the topic?

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2012, 08:51:56 AM »
A man who tried illegally downloading a Slash album says he accidentally found it to contain child pornography.

Nigel Robertson from Hull, England, admits he tried to steal the music, but insists the indecent image downloads were an accident.

"When I opened some of them up, I realised they were young girls," he told the Daily Mail. "I immediately called my wife. I was panicking. I asked her what she thought I should do and her response was to call the police.

"I was willing to take it on the chin for downloading the music. I half expected to get arrested for that but felt it was important because someone was obviously uploading this."

Now Robertson has been banned from seeing his own children for up to a year while police examine his hard drive.

"It has been a nightmare," he adds. "I feel like I am guilty until proven innocent. That is not the way I understood the British justice system to work."

Meanwhile, in unconfirmed reports, illegal downloads of music by Slash have since dropped by 2000%.
1. Never download Slash
2. Upon detection of innappropriate material, Just hit Delete & forget about it.
3. Upon detection of innappropriate material - Do not tell wife - as the fact you are born with a penis makes you a suspect as some sort of sexual predator
4. If you ignored rule 3 - Do not listen to any advice the missus may have - especially if it is ring the cops
5. Never ever ring the police for anything, they see anyone who isn't a police officer as suspicious and potentially a serial killer and will treat you as such
6. If ever accused of being guilty of anything - deny it!
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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2012, 08:55:00 AM »
How about this
 Check out The pictures
1 open your comouter
2 take out hard drive
3 drive to lake river what ever
4 throw away hard drive
5 laugh like a maniac
6 crack one off while thinking of The loli pictures
only on getbig could this post not attract controversy!
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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2012, 08:57:28 AM »
the fact alone this guy is a whining bitch justifies a long term confinement.

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2012, 09:28:21 AM »
Just fucking delete it, and instead of downloading slash, just rip the music from youtube !!!

indeed, what a dumbass

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2012, 09:31:12 AM »
I think he got the better deal to be honest

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Re: What a dumb@ss
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2012, 09:36:24 AM »
Well played by Slash

Quite the trick

So you're saying Slash owns child pornography?