I knew you fuckers were bored with all the Dear Abby and gh15 war stuff so being the nice guy that I am,I figured I`d take a few hits for the team since you all like to fucking bash the elderly!
I was thinking of you guys.........and look where it got me! 
Hey now, makaveli25 said he'd make sure to bury you with a glittery thong and we could all squirt a ml or two of trenbologna on your casket so you could stay swole in the afterlife.
We wouldn't let you PIP without a proper burial. No need to get all pissy about it!
