Author Topic: What's the best condom? (Read 2542 times)

garebear · « **on:** March 12, 2012, 10:23:29 PM »

Not concerned about STDs, only pregnancy. The girl I'm with doubts my pull out skills, so I'm back to wearing these stupid-ass things.

I bought some Durex last week and I could barely feel anything, so I need your advices.

jakesonyou · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:26:23 PM »

another garbage post not related to bodybuilding

garebear · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:27:21 PM »

Quote from: jakesonyou on March 12, 2012, 10:26:23 PM

another garbage post not related to bodybuilding

If I have a baby, that's less gym time.

BBing related.

Also, you don't have to read it.

Dr.J · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:28:19 PM »

The.kind you don't wear....

Brocty · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:47:49 PM »

obviously magnums to bang your mom

garebear · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:48:55 PM »

Quote from: Brocty on March 12, 2012, 10:47:49 PM

obviously magnums to bang your mom

Your words cut like a knife.

Brocty · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:54:13 PM »

Quote from: garebear on March 12, 2012, 10:48:55 PM

Your words cut like a knife.

everything will be normal soon. Just give it time young jedi, give it time

Steve Namat · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:58:50 PM »

Quote from: garebear on March 12, 2012, 10:23:29 PM

The girl I'm with doubts my pull out skills, so I'm back to wearing these stupid-ass things.

Oh brother...

TrapsMcLats · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:12:57 PM »

Quote from: garebear on March 12, 2012, 10:23:29 PM

Not concerned about STDs, only pregnancy. The girl I'm with doubts my pull out skills, so I'm back to wearing these stupid-ass things.

I bought some Durex last week and I could barely feel anything, so I need your advices.

What's the best condom?

Anal.

calfzilla · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:14:54 PM »

If you think the pull out method is a way of avoiding pregnancy you truly are a retard. Get the whore on the pill asap.

Steve Namat · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:23:09 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 12, 2012, 11:14:54 PM

If you think the pull out method is a way of avoiding pregnancy you truly are a retard. Get the whore on the pill asap.

Why the fuckin pill? Why the fuckin condom? I don't get it.

If u wanna a baby u have to put ur semen to a certain place... If ur not gonna shoot there, ur not gonna have a baby... Soooo fuckin simple! I mean seriously!!!

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:25:43 PM »

Trojan Magnum

Brocty · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:28:37 PM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 12, 2012, 11:23:09 PM

Why the fuckin pill? Why the fuckin condom? I don't get it.

If u wanna a baby u have to put ur semen to a certain place... If ur not gonna shoot there, ur not gonna have a baby... Soooo fuckin simple! I mean seriously!!!

Namat bro, for real, you can get a chick prego by just boning her without even filling her pie with your splujje. Happens all the time with couples

Steve Namat · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:37:00 PM »

Quote from: Brocty on March 12, 2012, 11:28:37 PM

Namat bro, for real, you can get a chick prego by just boning her without even filling her pie with your splujje. Happens all the time with couples

Precum and pregnancy...? I don't think so bro... Bullshit. Possible tho.

jedibrat · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:39:40 PM »

The general sends out a few spec ops sperms during the whole campaign. You can stil get caught in enemy territory even if you end up sending the whole army on a suicide mission to no mans land.

pluck · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:41:22 PM »

Condoms are for virgins

hope this helps

Brocty · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:46:23 PM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 12, 2012, 11:37:00 PM

Precum and pregnancy...? I don't think so bro... Bullshit. Possible tho.

Yes, it is possible

If you ride your chick multiple times after jizzing, it also increase your chances because your woodro can still be packing sperm. The sperm then can transfer via precum.

You likely wont have this problem cause your a "one and done"

Cold · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:50:55 PM »

put the bitch on some pills. warning tho, if your bitch has a tendency to get fat, these pills certainly don't help.

Steve Namat · « **Reply #18 on:** March 13, 2012, 12:01:03 AM »

Quote from: Brocty on March 12, 2012, 11:46:23 PM

Yes, it is possible

If you ride your chick multiple times after jizzing, it also increase your chances because your woodro can still be packing sperm. The sperm then can transfer via precum.

You likely wont have this problem cause your a "one and done"

First of all... After every sex (or 95%) sperm should be in the girl's mouth... That's my thing.

Second... Not gonna ride her again with my cock drenched in sperm... Bathroom first. She's always sucking it dry tho... LOL!

Brocty · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2012, 12:04:07 AM »

Quote from: Steve Namat on March 13, 2012, 12:01:03 AM

First of all... After every sex (or 95%) sperm should be in the girl's mouth... That's my thing.

Second... Not gonna ride her again with my cock drenched in sperm... Bathroom first. She's always sucking it dry tho... LOL!

Good girl!

MAXX · « **Reply #20 on:** March 13, 2012, 02:12:03 AM »

I just use garbagebags. Only ones that fit

calfzilla · « **Reply #21 on:** March 13, 2012, 02:39:28 AM »

Garebear we call people like you "dad".

garebear · « **Reply #22 on:** March 13, 2012, 02:42:08 AM »

Haha, great replies.

I hope this helps.

purenaturalstrength · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2012, 02:43:11 AM »

Quote from: Brocty on March 12, 2012, 11:46:23 PM

your a "one and done"

i use this method it works

trapz101 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2012, 03:14:22 AM »

Quote from: garebear on March 12, 2012, 10:27:21 PM

If I have a baby, that's less gym time.

BBing related.

Also, you don't have to read it.

true,it took me 8 months before i'm able to go to the real gym again,at that time i have to do everything in my shitty home gym...now 3-4 times a week max..