Author Topic: Hulk vs Superman (Read 12346 times)

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **on:** March 12, 2012, 10:41:42 PM »

outby43 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2012, 12:35:51 AM »

Man..I wish I had skill to make that stuff. Very cool.

Dreadlifter · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2012, 02:48:50 AM »

That guy/thise guys have too much time on their hands. And i'm so glad.

I like the fact it's the Christopher Reeve Superman.

I could probably watch those two brawl all day.

uetone · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2012, 02:57:20 AM »

clearly the biggest guy win

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:45:10 AM »

cool! If I were in Superman's corner I would tell him to not let up on the heat vision, stick with what works..

dj181 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:51:22 AM »

Quote from: Dreadlifter on March 13, 2012, 02:48:50 AM

That guy/thise guys have too much time on their hands. And i'm so glad.

I like the fact it's the Christopher Reeve Superman.

I could probably watch those two brawl all day.

when i was a fit trainer in manhattan, one of my fellow trainers was an italian-american gay fella, and he claimed that back in the day, chris reeves was checking him out as he strolled through central park

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:54:08 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on March 13, 2012, 04:51:22 AM

when i was a fit trainer in manhattan, one of my fellow trainers was an italian-american gay fella, and he claimed that back in the day, chris reeves was checking him out as he strolled through central park

apparently he fell head over heels..

HTexan · « **Reply #7 on:** March 13, 2012, 05:12:34 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on March 13, 2012, 04:51:22 AM

when i was a fit trainer in manhattan, one of my fellow trainers was an italian-american gay fella, and he claimed that back in the day, chris reeves was checking him out as he strolled through central park

You should have slapped him for saying that

Fortress · « **Reply #8 on:** March 13, 2012, 07:27:35 AM »

Okay, THAT is the coolest shit EVER.

A Professional · « **Reply #9 on:** March 13, 2012, 07:31:14 AM »

Superman would win but so what? Who would win the posedown? Hulk

Fortress · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2012, 07:48:24 AM »

Quote from: A Professional on March 13, 2012, 07:31:14 AM

Superman would win but so what?

Not so sure. Hulk has limitless strength potential. He is essentially the ultimate warrior ... the more angered, hurt and pushed he gets, the stronger and mightier he becomes.

These two would likely fight until the universe collapses.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2012, 07:50:43 AM »

Quote from: Agnostic007 on March 13, 2012, 04:54:08 AM

apparently he fell head over heels..

Too soon.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2012, 07:53:07 AM »

Since Hulks strength increases exponentially as he gets angrier, Hulk would probably surpass Supermans strength.

But Supes have two things that can cause a problem for Hulk, heatvision and flight.

Theoretically, Supes could fire down heatrays from above, while Hulk would have a harder time to retaliate, maybe by throwing chunks of rocks in the air.

But up close and personal, Hulk would take it, but why would you want to fight up close with such a beast when you have flight and speed and distance weapon in your heatray?

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:00:20 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 13, 2012, 07:50:43 AM

Too soon.

*sigh*....you're right.. $:-\$

A Professional · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:03:42 AM »

Hulk's strength is dependent upon his anger and therefore his strength has a limit.

One can only get so mad before having an aneurysm.

SilverSpoon · « **Reply #15 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:17:39 AM »

Supes could fly around Hulk and turn back time to when Hulk is Banner, and then Supes would destroy Hulk.

Fortress · « **Reply #16 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:50:54 AM »

Quote from: A Professional on March 13, 2012, 08:03:42 AM

Hulk's strength is dependent upon his anger and therefore his strength has a limit.

One can only get so mad before having an aneurysm.

You're forgetting one crucial detail: Hulk doesn't have a cap on his anger potential, either. Therefore ... And besides, an aneurysm? Hulk's inner workings are as tough and Wolverine-like as his exterior.

And in regard to Sups flying around, let's not forget Hulk can leap great distances and can make himself into a beastly missile of unparalleled rage.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #17 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:56:01 AM »

Quote from: Agnostic007 on March 13, 2012, 04:54:08 AM

apparently he fell head over heels..

In more ways than one.

A Professional · « **Reply #18 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:08:36 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on March 13, 2012, 08:50:54 AM

You're forgetting one crucial detail: Hulk doesn't have a cap on his anger potential, either. Therefore ... And besides, an aneurysm? Hulk's inner workings are as tough and Wolverine-like as his exterior.

And in regard to Sups flying around, let's not forget Hulk can leap great distances and can make himself into a beastly missile of unparalleled rage.

Rage would be proportionate to actions that caused the rage in the first place. For example, if some idiot decided to drop nuclear bombs that killed millions, I would experience a proportionate amount of 'rage'. But on the scale of super-entities, there may be actions taking place that I am not capable of comprehending--given my limited human intellect. But that doesn't mean that objectively they wouldn't warrant a greater amount of 'rage' than dropping nukes on civilians. A plant cannot feel rage when someone sprays it with pesticide. Hulks rage is inextricably tied to his intellect--which is greatly diminished when he's angry--and therefore it's limited.

Superman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hulk

Fortress · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:15:37 AM »

Quote from: A Professional on March 13, 2012, 09:08:36 AM

Rage would be proportionate to actions that caused the rage in the first place. For example, if some idiot decided to drop nuclear bombs that killed millions, I would experience a proportionate amount of 'rage'. But on the scale of super-entities, there may be actions taking place that I am not capable of comprehending--given my limited human intellect. But that doesn't mean that objectively they wouldn't warrant a greater amount of 'rage' than dropping nukes on civilians. A plant cannot feel rage when someone sprays it with pesticide. Hulks rage is inextricably tied to his intellect--which is greatly diminished when he's angry--and therefore it's limited.

Superman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hulk

All good points.

bradistani · « **Reply #20 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:17:14 AM »

superman would just slice him in half with his laser vision. hulk dead !!

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #21 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:25:40 AM »

Here's another idea...

Superman has been known to be capable of holding his breath for an extended period of time (supposedly >20 minutes).

He could simply drag the Hulk into the deep end of the ocean and hold him down there long enough to drown him.

"1"

hardgainerj · « **Reply #22 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:29:22 AM »

The_Punisher · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:51:07 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on March 13, 2012, 07:27:35 AM

Okay, THAT is the coolest shit EVER.

whoever does that animation did a wonderful fucking job......for the winner, well, I don't see superman loosing and Hulk aint no punk either....

A Professional · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:54:09 AM »

Superman can move planets!

At the upper limit of his rage, Hulk hasn't been shown to do anything comparable.
His strength is tied to his body mass/muscle density--as evident in his physicality.
Superman is almost supernaturally strong.
Superman by a landslide! He'd make the Hulk his bitcch!

Having said that, Superman is a retardly overpowered superhero that could have been thought up by a 4 year old.
Hulk is much more interesting as a character.