don't mix...!
For those who don't want to watch the clip, it goes something like this:The young black man approached the heavily loaded bar with a confident attitude all the while a pretty hottie was watching, this was his chance to forever cement himself in this young woman's mind as an ideal suitor. So the young man determined and encouraged by his friend, who wouldn't call him "THE BEAST" for no good reason, boldly unracks the heavy barbell, the young black mans skinny legs begin to tremble and he wobbles backward unsteadily, looking like a bridge in high winds, after what seems like a life time, the young man backs himself into position ready to begin the SQUAT! Thoughts of Ronnie Coleman intrude on the young mans mind but he soon realises that maybe he too will one day be like Big Ron, and the thought of bedding down the fine white woman is too much for the young man, and failure at this point is no longer an option.
The young Mans friend yells encouragement "
Get Sum, Black Man, Get Sum!", and with Knees trembling, eyes bulging, mind racing and shoulders burning in pain from the heavy load, the young man takes a deep breath and begins the descent. Only moments from unlocking his knees and begining the downward motion, the young man realises that he isn't as strong as he thought, and his skinny little frame is hurriedly forced unto the waiting bench underneath to sit the young man safely should he have failed at his attempt. The young man also incapable of holding the weight in the sitting position is then also throttled forward at the tremendous weight and momentum of the whole lift! The tremendous weight of the loaded barbell comes crashing down on the safety racks, the young man is temporarily pinned, worms his way out and it is at this point, the young black man realises he is an EPIC FAILURE and will continue on the rest of his life insecure and trying to prove himself in the hope of erasing the memory of this day!
He then does the walk of SHAME!
