anyone else fucking hate cats ???

[Marlo Stanfield]

im banging this chick, and she has a cat, and the fucking cat creeps me out. whenever i go there, the cat just stares at me, and one time i left my shirt over the chicks house, and apparantly the next day the cat was sleeping on my shirt for almost all day, because it had my cologne... same with her bed, whenever i sleep therem the next day the cat apparantly sleeps in the bed all day... or when i talk to her on the phone, the cat goes by the front door and starts "crying",,, the cat is a male cat, and its fucking freaking me out.. i dont know why, but when i see the cat i feel wierd :/

this is my first experience with cats ( no beastiality), are the usually like this

[OptimusPrime1980]

im banging this chick, and she has a cat, and the fucking cat creeps me out. whenever i go there, the cat just stares at me, and one time i left my shirt over the chicks house, and apparantly the next day the cat was sleeping on my shirt for almost all day, because it had my cologne... same with her bed, whenever i sleep therem the next day the cat apparantly sleeps in the bed all day... or when i talk to her on the phone, the cat goes by the front door and starts "crying",,, the cat is a male cat, and its fucking freaking me out.. i dont know why, but when i see the cat i feel wierd :/

this is my first experience with cats ( no beastiality), are the usually like this

get a different cologne.... problem solved.... 
second i hate cats to...
i am a dog person.... cats are arrogant little pricks!

[Marlo Stanfield]

get a different cologne.... problem solved.... 
second i hate cats to...
i am a dog person.... cats are arrogant little pricks!

see? i dont think its the cologen,, the cat associates the smell with me, so if i change colognes, it will just go after the new smell. i dont even pet the cat or anything, not sure why it likes me... i thought they are usually jealous if someone fucks their owner??

[Grape Ape]

Gayer than worrying what a cat thinks about you....

[Nails]

my girlfriend has a cat, we live together now so i live with this cat... nice cat, doesnt scratch the shit out of anything.

but fuck its killing breathing... i have to take advair for asthma which i never had before until this cat came along

oh well

[Princess L]

Wuss

[dj181]

Gayer than worrying what a cat thinks about you....

 

[Nirvana]

my cat beat the shit out of a stray coon dog the other day.  keeps varmints away too

[Parker]

see? i dont think its the cologen,, the cat associates the smell with me, so if i change colognes, it will just go after the new smell. i dont even pet the cat or anything, not sure why it likes me... i thought they are usually jealous if someone fucks their owner??

It accepts you, accept it and move on...now if the cat hated you,  there would be an actual problem...

[PJim]

Love cats.

[OptimusPrime1980]

Love cats.

outed!!! 

[Skeletor]

[K-1]

Gayer than worrying what a cat thinks about you....

[deadz]

<----dislikes and is allergic to cats

[Jaime]

Whooaa calm down with the cat hate.

Cats do not fundamentaly give a shit on any level, thats why i like them lol.#

but if you are emotionally needy i suppose you would like a dog better haha.

Nah i love dogs too.

[Marlo Stanfield]

Gayer than worrying what a cat thinks about you....

i didnt say " OMG i wonder if her cat likes me or not" ... i KNOW the cat likes me, and its fucking freaky... she says the cat just sits in the spot i was sitting ALL day, or sleeps on my shirt ALL FUCKING day... again, i dont have cat , i have dog, and dogs move around, so if a dog were to sit in one spot all day long, it would worry me

[BayGBM]

 

[TooMuchMuscle4U]

Whooaa calm down with the cat hate.

Cats do not fundamentaly give a shit on any level, thats why i like them lol.#

but if you are emotionally needy i suppose you would like a dog better haha.

Nah i love dogs too.

HAH HAHAHAAHAHA

You little queef


Men and Cats

LOL!

Brutal self owning

F@GGOT

[dr.chimps]

Love cats.

Me too. Love the doggies, but a cat is my daemon.    

[Jaime]

i didnt say " OMG i wonder if her cat likes me or not" ... i KNOW the cat likes me, and its fucking freaky... she says the cat just sits in the spot i was sitting ALL day, or sleeps on my shirt ALL FUCKING day... again, i dont have cat , i have dog, and dogs move around, so if a dog were to sit in one spot all day long, it would worry me

What cologne do you wear? Anything with civet in it will basically give it wood.

[Jaime]

HAH HAHAHAAHAHA

You little queef


Men and Cats

LOL!

Brutal self owning

F@GGOT

 

[Overload]

I like cats, they are entertaining once you understand them. I grew up with them. I don't have one anymore, but they are cool animals.

The cat likes you obviously, and as long as you don't pet it or feed it, it shouldn't follow this trend for long. Once a cat really likes you and you show it attention, they will remember you forever.

Now when a cat hates you it can really make life hell. My brother's girlfriend has this demon cat, it would jump in your lap and once you tried to pet it, she would bite the shit out of you. She always looked friendly, but the minute you got near the cat it would go nuts. It liked my brother and his girl, but it hated everyone else. It would piss on your clothes or worse. It was the only cat i ever didn't like. Fucker would attack the back of your leg full force at 3am when you were walking to take a piss. Little bastard fucked my calf up one night and i wrapped it in a towel and threw it on my brother's bed. I woke up on the couch and it was curled up by my knee, once i went to move it bit the shit out of me and literally attacked me full force for like 30 seconds...it was a devil and survived cancer already.

[wes]

I like cats, they are entertaining once you understand them. I grew up with them. I don't have one anymore, but they are cool animals.

The cat likes you obviously, and as long as you don't pet it or feed it, it shouldn't follow this trend for long. Once a cat really likes you and you show it attention, they will remember you forever.

Now when a cat hates you it can really make life hell. My brother's girlfriend has this demon cat, it would jump in your lap and once you tried to pet it, she would bite the shit out of you. She always looked friendly, but the minute you got near the cat it would go nuts. It liked my brother and his girl, but it hated everyone else. It would piss on your clothes or worse. It was the only cat i ever didn't like. Fucker would attack the back of your leg full force at 3am when you were walking to take a piss. Little bastard fucked my calf up one night and i wrapped it in a towel and threw it on my brother's bed. I woke up on the couch and it was curled up by my knee, once i went to move it bit the shit out of me and literally attacked me full force for like 30 seconds...it was a devil and survived cancer already.

Jesus Christ!!  LOL 

[Steve Namat]

<----dislikes and is allergic to cats

Gayer than being allergic to cats... 

[WOOO]

i have 2 cats and a dog... i love them all... they hate each other...