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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2012, 07:16:31 PM »
Try shoving a finger in its ass the next time you're banging the girl...should clear your whole problem up.

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2012, 09:01:00 PM »
i have 2 cats and a dog... i love them all... they hate each other...  ;D


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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2012, 09:27:59 PM »
Cannot understand why anyone would hate a cat - they are the closest thing to a divine being!
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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2012, 09:51:53 PM »
Cats are the only things i'm allergic too.  And I am REALLY allergic to them, eyes water up, nose starts to run really bad, throat closes up, I mean its fucking bad!

I don't dislike them, just can't be around them because of the nasty reaction I get.

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2012, 09:55:01 PM »
Cats are the only things i'm allergic too.  And I am REALLY allergic to them, eyes water up, nose starts to run really bad, throat closes up, I mean its fucking bad!

I don't dislike them, just can't be around them because of the nasty reaction I get.

Aren't they revered in Egypt?
Bast the cat goddess

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2012, 10:02:36 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2012, 10:55:27 PM »
Aren't they revered in Egypt?
Bast the cat goddess
Bast was the Goddess of Getbig at one point in History.

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2012, 10:56:14 PM »
Cats are the only things i'm allergic too.  And I am REALLY allergic to them, eyes water up, nose starts to run really bad, throat closes up, I mean its fucking bad!

I don't dislike them, just can't be around them because of the nasty reaction I get.
I have noticed that Egyptians (ones that are not allergic to them) have a special relationship with cats...they have told me it is because they were the ones to domesticate them.

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2012, 11:43:46 PM »
cats rock. dogs have masters, cats have slaves  ;D

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2012, 12:14:12 AM »
 cats and people with mental illness have a long history many people start thinking cats are plotting on them and such cats make human type movements with there faces and hands. Its very common people that are crazy feel passion either hate or love

1. religion
2. pets = cats have seem to have pushed already nuts people over the line many times. I imagine thats why we have a lot of the folk lore about them

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2012, 04:30:33 AM »
No doubt,i hate black cat!!
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=284660.0
It appears it is only Cats that have 9 lives! Not Musclecenter - Anyway, did you save the cat?
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« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2012, 05:00:11 AM »
No doubt,i hate black cat!!
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=284660.0

The cat doesn't give a flying shit, asian rat :D


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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2012, 05:18:06 AM »
I got a cat and a dog, they tolerate each other.

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2012, 05:23:27 AM »
Aren't they revered in Egypt?
Bast the cat goddess

Ancient Egypt is very different than modern Egypt

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2012, 05:37:29 AM »
HAH HAHAHAAHAHA

You little queef


Men and Cats

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2012, 06:26:22 AM »
Cats are some of the coolest creatures on earth.  Natural hunting instinct.  Dont get me wrong, I love dogs too, but cats are kick ass.

Watch a cat hunt down and kill a squirrel or whatever it's prey might be.  F'ing awesome.  Just like a lion.  Then, outta pure gratitude, they deliver to their master the kill.  That's loyalty!

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« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2012, 08:23:53 AM »
Cats are some of the coolest creatures on earth.  Natural hunting instinct.  Dont get me wrong, I love dogs too, but cats are kick ass.

Watch a cat hunt down and kill a squirrel or whatever it's prey might be.  F'ing awesome.  Just like a lion.  Then, outta pure gratitude, they deliver to their master the kill.  That's loyalty!

Yes, cats are killers by design. They hunt and kill...period. They don't need attention because the killer mindset works alone. once you understand this you will understand cats alot better.


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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2012, 08:24:46 AM »
Aren't you a negro? I think cats hate negros.

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2012, 08:27:46 AM »
Yes, cats are killers by design. They hunt and kill...period. They don't need attention because the killer mindset works alone. once you understand this you will understand cats alot better.



I understand cats just fine.  Thanks for your evaluation though.

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« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2012, 08:37:47 AM »
Cats are the only things i'm allergic too.  And I am REALLY allergic to them, eyes water up, nose starts to run really bad, throat closes up, I mean its fucking bad!

I don't dislike them, just can't be around them because of the nasty reaction I get.

Fuck, if your nose starts to run, it is like Niagra Falls opening up.

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2012, 08:49:24 AM »
Fuck, if your nose starts to run, it is like Niagra Falls opening up.

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it's Niagara.  Not Niagra btw.  But funny comment.   Sorry Ach. 

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2012, 08:55:05 AM »
I understand cats just fine.  Thanks for your evaluation though.

I know...post was for those who don't

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2012, 08:57:45 AM »
cats and people with mental illness have a long history many people start thinking cats are plotting on them and such cats make human type movements with there faces and hands. Its very common people that are crazy feel passion either hate or love

1. religion
2. pets = cats have seem to have pushed already nuts people over the line many times. I imagine thats why we have a lot of the folk lore about them

When I was 18 I smoked/dealt far too much skunk. Most days in the summer i'd smoke around 6-8 joints a day (oh brother brutal social life i know lol)

However, I stopped smoking that shit for two reasons:

1. One night I ran into my house (living with gran at the time - don't aks f'd up parents lol) and shut the bedroom door and start nervously looking out the curtains. My gran comes in the room like wtf are you slamming the door? I say "Shhhh I'm watching them" she's like watching what? So I say, nothing I think somethings following me...........what I didn't tell her was that I had spent the last hour running for my life and hiding behind parked cars (my street was about 100 yards long lol) because I thought that the foxes running across someones garden were plotting to all jump me hahahahahahahahahahahaha hah ohhhhhhhh brother.

2. I rolled a huge bespoke joint at someone's 17th birthday that was so big I was smashing people round the face with it before I lit it lol - probably weighed more than a banana. Anyway people were too drunk as I's turned up late and noone was really that interested. So. I. Smoked. It. not good, I went to the garden for a pee and thought I saw a small black snake (sort of snake/alien hybrid) jump into the end of my penis and hide in my ballbag. So I spent an hour upstairs in the bathroom trying to coax it out with a pair of tweezers behind my back so I Could grab it by the head as soon as it tried to peek out of the end of my penis. yes oh brother I know. Next day I wake up sore and I had been pinching the end of my johnson with the tweezers and had nasty little grazes on my peni.


Lesson number one kids. Don't smoke too many jointies ;D

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Re: anyone else fucking hate cats ???
« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2012, 01:11:57 PM »
Aren't you a negro? I think cats hate negros.

no

but irregardless, i dumped that stupid bitch today... shes fucking crazy... hot ass girl, but fucking lunatic, and i dont mean the "hot bitchy " type, but legit she has some mental issues


So problem solved, and i didnt even have to stick my finger in the cat's butthole as someone suggested ;D