Author Topic: Branch backstage at Australian Pro (Read 8564 times)

Nails · « **Reply #25 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:59:34 PM »

LOL... when I was a kid I used to put posters of Arnold, Sergio, Larry Scott, kEvin, flex,.....In my garage gym. If this was a center fold in a bodybuilding mag, it would go straight in the trash can

Figo · « **Reply #26 on:** March 21, 2012, 02:43:34 AM »

I'm no photographer , but that is not a good shot of branch

Fancy lights, background and photoshop didn't help

He can look (marginally) better

Fallsview · « **Reply #27 on:** March 21, 2012, 02:51:14 AM »

Horrible HDR photo. Details are ramped up to 100%, contrast up to about 85%. Looks like he over did the High Pass Sharpening. Just plain horrible.

EL PACIFICO!

wes · « **Reply #28 on:** March 21, 2012, 02:54:24 AM »

david94 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 21, 2012, 02:55:06 AM »

Quote from: seCrawler on March 20, 2012, 09:45:42 PM

This photo just showcases his disgraceful and injury riddled physique.

Torn Lat
Torn Peck
Right Quad has caught up to the left one.
Horrible Biceps and Triceps

This guy should not be a top 5 pro. He is proof how weak and talent-less the current pros are.

Sorry, but he looks at least 3 times better than a shit like Gaspary

Fallsview · « **Reply #30 on:** March 21, 2012, 03:06:19 AM »

Good morning Wes my NY brother. Are you craving an Ice Cold Genny?

EL PACIFICO!

wes · « **Reply #31 on:** March 21, 2012, 03:17:18 AM »

Quote from: Fallsview on March 21, 2012, 03:06:19 AM

Good morning Wes my NY brother. Are you craving an Ice Cold Genny?

EL PACIFICO!

Not at all my friend..............stay ing positively sober and enjoying a natural high!!

Fortress · « **Reply #32 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:49:14 AM »

So this is the ideal muscular male physique?

Good grief

With not a hint of funny, the guy needs to retire. This and many other recent pics confirm just how wrong pro IFBB BB has become.

Nails · « **Reply #33 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:55:03 AM »

WOW look at that hard ripped Tricep

kyomu · « **Reply #34 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:57:37 AM »

Very bad pic. His right arm looks like 12inchs. $:-\$

Nasty Nate · « **Reply #35 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:58:34 AM »

looks like a burnt turkey that got run over by an 18 wheeler and this is what's left of it's mangled corpse

Nails · « **Reply #36 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:04:48 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on March 21, 2012, 09:57:37 AM

Very bad pic. His right arm looks like 12inchs. $:-\$

Big Down hill looks to have better arms now then Branch

deceiver · « **Reply #37 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:26:39 AM »

Considering his height his arms are 21 inch at most I bet

njflex · « **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:29:20 AM »

Quote from: Nasty Nate on March 21, 2012, 09:58:34 AM

looks like a burnt turkey that got run over by an 18 wheeler and this is what's left of it's mangled corpse

now thats funny,,,

Nails · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:30:29 AM »

Quote from: deceiver on March 21, 2012, 10:26:39 AM

Considering his height his arms are 21 12 inch at most I bet

wes · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:32:06 AM »

Quote from: Nasty Nate on March 21, 2012, 09:58:34 AM

looks like a burnt turkey that got run over by an 18 wheeler and this is what's left of it's mangled corpse

dantelis · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:52:21 AM »

Quote from: david94 on March 21, 2012, 02:55:06 AM

Sorry, but he looks at least 3 times better than a shit like Gaspary

He looks just like your avatar.

If Cheech & Chong saw him, they'd say, "Looks like dogshit...smells like dogshit...must be dogshit. Good thing we no step in it."

Voland · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:54:31 AM »

looks like absolute shit, like a conditioned grainy turd. No lines, no symmetry no proportion, torn everything. The end of bodybuilding.

Nails · « **Reply #43 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:55:02 AM »

Branch reminds me of Chet From Weird Science

maxkane69 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:05:04 PM »

Quote from: david94 on March 21, 2012, 02:55:06 AM

Sorry, but he looks at least 3 times better than a shit like Gaspary

I have to say that there is some truth in your statement!
Gaspari was the Branch Warren of the 80' : just an horrible bodybuilder with crappy genetics and hideous shape built on a ton of drugs .
Comparing Gaspari with Branch is like comparing a cat turd to a dog turd,Branch is the bigger turd , but at the end of the day both of them are turd.
I would also add that Gaspari and Yates are the reason why bodybuilding took the wrong direction!

david94 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:18:10 PM »

Quote from: maxkane69 on March 21, 2012, 12:05:04 PM

I have to say that there is some truth in your statement!
Gaspari was the Branch Warren of the 80' : just an horrible bodybuilder with crappy genetics and hideous shape built on a ton of drugs .
Comparing Gaspari with Branch is like comparing a cat turd to a dog turd,Branch is the bigger turd , but at the end of the day both of them are turd.
I would also add that Gaspari and Yates are the reason why bodybuilding took the wrong direction!

Yep.
But it seems to be natural to suck Gaspari's cock because he competed more than 20 years ago which give him the status of a "legend".
Just wait for about 5 or 10 years after Branch retires and you will see all the board prostrate themselves before his graininess in repeating "how bodybuilding was great during these days".

Cutlet767 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:23:44 PM »

This picture is right up there with Palumbo's and Art Artwood. I think the judges are just deliberately destroying the cult now because they know how much of a joke it has turned into. No one after Ronnie under 5-11 should even bother going over 200lbs. They all (VAST majority) look like absolute shit. This sport is a fucking joke.

ether · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:39:19 PM »

Quote from: maxkane69 on March 21, 2012, 12:05:04 PM

I have to say that there is some truth in your statement!
Gaspari was the Branch Warren of the 80' : just an horrible bodybuilder with crappy genetics and hideous shape built on a ton of drugs .
Comparing Gaspari with Branch is like comparing a cat turd to a dog turd,Branch is the bigger turd , but at the end of the day both of them are turd.
I would also add that Gaspari and Yates are the reason why bodybuilding took the wrong direction!

Gaspari had shit genetics but Branch will NEVER look like this. First thing, he won't be able to get his waist under 40 inches.

Branch looks like utter shit, conditioned shit, but shit none the less.

maxkane69 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:42:33 PM »

Quote from: david94 on March 21, 2012, 12:18:10 PM

Yep.
But it seems to be natural to suck Gaspari's cock because he competed more than 20 years ago which give him the status of a "legend".
Just wait for about 5 or 10 years after Branch retires and you will see all the board prostrate themselves before his graininess in repeating "how bodybuilding was great during these days".

Only idiot will give Branch a status of a "Legend".
Branch is shit now and will be remembered as shit in the next 20 years,just like Gaspari was a shit then and still remembered as shit now!
By the way this is how a bodybuilding "Legend" should look like!

JBGRAY · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:48:09 PM »

Quote from: seCrawler on March 20, 2012, 09:45:42 PM