Author Topic: Vegas baby! I never have been there! (Read 13978 times)

ChopperRider · « **Reply #25 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:12:55 AM »

You will need the following items to fit in:

skin tight Tapout t-shirts
outlet mall jeans for you
outlet mall spandex mini-skirt for your fat girlfriend
eau de douchebag and douchebaggette body spray and perfume
white sunglasses
huge drink sippy cup
yell "vegas Baby" every 15 minutes to let everyone know you're a serious partier
cell phone to take pictures for FuckFacebook updates every 10 minutes

Enjoy.

gym**rat · « **Reply #26 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:13:19 AM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on March 21, 2012, 07:39:57 AM

There is this one store in the Ceasar's shopping mall if I'm not mistaken that sells all kinds of authentic stuff from movies, celebrities and important people. They even got a collection of real signatures from the first 20-something presidents of USA and stuff like that. They even had some Terminator 1 stuff in there too. I really enjoyed it.

I go to that store everytime I go to Vegas. I was there 3 weeks ago. Some unbelieveable shit in there. When I was just there they had the complete Superman outfit that George Reeves wore in the old show. A bunch of Michael Jackson clothes too. Makes you wonder how the hell they get that shit.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #27 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:16:34 AM »

Quote from: gym**rat on March 21, 2012, 11:13:19 AM

I go to that store everytime I go to Vegas. I was there 3 weeks ago. Some unbelieveable shit in there. When I was just there they had the complete Superman outfit that George Reeves wore in the old show. A bunch of Michael Jackson clothes too. Makes you wonder how the hell they get that shit.

Estate sales, auctions etc....

Nails · « **Reply #28 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:26:24 AM »

Hit up Golds Gym get a guest pass , and workout with Jayson Cutler

FAST LANE · « **Reply #29 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:28:54 AM »

Quote from: Dr.J on March 21, 2012, 01:24:10 AM

coke and hookers

THIS

JBGRAY · « **Reply #30 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:55:10 PM »

Ate on the cheap in downtown...7 dollar buffets? Yes please.

I don't gamble, so.....

Went to a few shows(got picked on in a comedy Cirque du Soleil show, ugh)

Went horseback riding

Hiked up and around Mt. Charleston

Offroaded in a rented Hertz SUV(returned it to 'em dusty and filthy, they didn't say or charge me shit)

Hobo-Watching....homeless people here have really amusing signs

gym**rat · « **Reply #31 on:** March 21, 2012, 01:27:35 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 21, 2012, 11:16:34 AM

Estate sales, auctions etc....

I don't think so MOS, we are talking some top notch unique product here. I have a shit load of signed sports memorbilia and some is pretty unique. But theirs is above and beyond. Mostly the Hollywood stuff. Outfit that Michael Jackson wore in Thriller (no I am not a Michael Jackson fan

) Whitney Houston signed items, guitars by every major player, and they always have something signed by John Lennon.

One other thing, everytime I go in there Pete Rose is there signing stuff, except for 3 weeks ago when I was there. That is the first time he was not there.

Here is the link to the store: http://www.antiquitieslv.com/servlet/StoreFront

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #32 on:** March 21, 2012, 01:30:05 PM »

I posted about Pete being there on the first page of this thread. It is the first shop in the forum diagonal from the Fuente Cigar bar. Fucking Pete looks like a loser.

But these places get their stuff from people pawning things, dealers selling things. Agents are the best people to know because their clients are always looking to make cash and sell personal items.

Quote from: gym**rat on March 21, 2012, 01:27:35 PM

I don't think so MOS, we are talking some top notch unique product here. I have a shit load of signed sports memorbilia and some is pretty unique. But theirs is above and beyond. Mostly the Hollywood stuff. Outfit that Michael Jackson wore in Thriller (no I am not a Michael Jackson fan ) Whitney Houston signed items, guitars by every major player, and they always have something signed by John Lennon.

One other thing, everytime I go in there Pete Rose is there signing stuff, except for 3 weeks ago when I was there. That is the first time he was not there.

Here is the link to the store: http://www.antiquitieslv.com/servlet/StoreFront

gym**rat · « **Reply #33 on:** March 21, 2012, 01:41:00 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 21, 2012, 01:30:05 PM

I posted about Pete being there on the first page of this thread. It is the first shop in the forum diagonal from the Fuente Cigar bar. Fucking Pete looks like a loser.

But these places get their stuff from people pawning things, dealers selling things. Agents are the best people to know because their clients are always looking to make cash and sell personal items.

Sorry dude, missed your post. You are 100% right. Fucking Pete looks like he is cracked out 1/2 the time. And his haircut still hasn't changed a bit. I have been in that store a bunch of times and have never seen anyone at his table to get an autograph. He just sits there waiting to get into the Hall Of Fame. LOL

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #34 on:** March 21, 2012, 01:42:06 PM »

Isn't Vegas very far away from Indiana, gym**rat ?

Nails · « **Reply #35 on:** March 21, 2012, 01:44:21 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 21, 2012, 09:22:28 AM

This is part of the "see the stars" bus tour. Worth the .50 cents.

As for MD, it all depends on where you are staying. If the weather is nice, walk up the strip on the side with the Venetian heading towards MGM, then back on the side with the Mirage.

There is good food everywhere. I can write a list of 50 restaurants and by the time you go there will be 5 more to add.

For HOT smoking pussy go to the Cosmpolitan. Too bad the weather is cool because their pool bar has serious hoes hanging out.

Walking around can kill 1 day easily. Stay away from the Paris casino, waste of time, same with the Monte Carlco and MGM. They are ugly inside and you need to walk a lot to see nothing. Walk the forum shops at Caesar, some hot pussy in there for sure. You will most likely see Pete Rose sitting in front of a sports store diagonal from the cigar shop signing autographs. The old man just does this all of the time.

Keep your eyes open, you see celebs all of the time. Last time there I saw Brittany Spears, Will Smith and Stallone in different hotels. I heard about a party that was happening with hundreds of celebs that night but no luck getting in.

I saw dick butkus there last year got a mini helmet signed by him, sat there for a bit, told me some football stories, GF was like how this old man? he played football? was he any good ?

Jussup · « **Reply #36 on:** March 21, 2012, 03:18:28 PM »

Fuck all the casinos, slot machines and other crowded places and go to the Pinball Hall of Fame - my favorite and one of the less known places in Vegas.

bighead · « **Reply #37 on:** March 21, 2012, 03:41:14 PM »

My first time in Vegas was 2002 I was early 20s still very into bodybuilding and was there for the Olympia with a buddy who knew Vegas all too well. Back then we partied all night at dre's after hours. I'll never forget seeing my idol Dorian Yates high as fuck dancing on the floor. I was wet behind the ears and believed bodybuilders lived a Spartan lifstyle and only took drugs that would enhance performance. Lol... And then of course there's cormier, Titus. Tons of trashy west coast girls.. Fun times.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2012, 03:49:34 PM »

Who gives a shit about Vegas? As an American, I always thought a vacation should be outside the U.S. I always wanted to visit Greece, and Rome. I am a history buff, so I want to see remnants of our past.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2012, 04:01:30 PM »

Vegas is the epitome of bored people, no wonder Jay lives there

MichaelScottDM · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2012, 06:37:26 PM »

Thanks for the input guys. It's not a vacation, I live about 4 hours away and was just looking for something to do for the weekend. But I'll make sure I pack my schmedium shirts and tapout hat.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2012, 06:47:56 PM »

Quote from: MichaelScottDM on March 21, 2012, 06:37:26 PM

Thanks for the input guys. It's not a vacation, I live about 4 hours away and was just looking for something to do for the weekend. But I'll make sure I pack my schmedium shirts and tapout hat.

Go for a walking trip in a national park, forget that stupid douche place $:-\$

gym**rat · « **Reply #42 on:** March 22, 2012, 08:32:20 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on March 21, 2012, 01:42:06 PM

Isn't Vegas very far away from Indiana, gym**rat ?

Yes, but only a 3 1/2 hr flight. But I travel all over the US every other week for work so I am used to it. I see many don't like Vegas, that is understandable. But if you like to pussy watch, it is the best place!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #43 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:16:16 AM »

Quote from: gym**rat on March 21, 2012, 01:41:00 PM

Sorry dude, missed your post. You are 100% right. Fucking Pete looks like he is cracked out 1/2 the time. And his haircut still hasn't changed a bit. I have been in that store a bunch of times and have never seen anyone at his table to get an autograph. He just sits there waiting to get into the Hall Of Fame. LOL

Pete has that three stooges haircut and NO ONE is ever in line. Plus the asshole wants a few hundred for a sig. Forget that shit. People mock Mr. Olympia but I bet you Jay Cutler would have a longer line than MLB's all time hit leader in Pete Rose.

Euro-monster · « **Reply #44 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:21:27 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on March 21, 2012, 06:47:56 PM

Go for a walking trip in a national park, forget that stupid douche place $:-\$

yeah...do what DP says and get mooled by a cougar instead....

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:23:07 AM »

Quote from: MichaelScottDM on March 21, 2012, 12:43:20 AM

Heading to Vegas for the weekend. Never really been. What's good y'all? Ideas for food and drinks. Please don't respond with "Vegas is gay, save your money". I'm just looking for something different for me and the lady.

^^
Stay at Circus Circus, really low rates and close to everything. SPICE MARKET BUFFET at Planet Hollywood is incredible for dinner. For a wild experience, try the MAIN STREET STATION hotel, the buffet is called GARDEN COURT BUFFET- only $10.99 with the hotel's "Player's Club Card". Any Hotel, just go to the customer service counter FIRST to get one of these, you get discounts on Buffets, shows, whatever. The MAIN STREET STATION also has special craft beers, different ones for every season and they are super-inexpensive and awesome!!!!

gym**rat · « **Reply #46 on:** March 22, 2012, 09:39:18 AM »

Quote from: Thespritz0 on March 22, 2012, 09:23:07 AM

^^
Stay at Circus Circus, really low rates and close to everything. SPICE MARKET BUFFET at Planet Hollywood is incredible for dinner. For a wild experience, try the MAIN STREET STATION hotel, the buffet is called GARDEN COURT BUFFET- only $10.99 with the hotel's "Player's Club Card". Any Hotel, just go to the customer service counter FIRST to get one of these, you get discounts on Buffets, shows, whatever. The MAIN STREET STATION also has special craft beers, different ones for every season and they are super-inexpensive and awesome!!!!

You can't be serious, Circus Circus. Holy fuck man, that is one of the dirtiest hotels on the strip. Plus it has kids running everywhere. You need to quit pinching pennies and check around. Besides you can get in MGM for under $80 a night. I get $39 room rates all the time. If you are going to do a buffet go to Rio's Carnival Buffet. Great seafood and only $18.99 for lunch and $26.99 for dinner. Unless you want to get food poisoning from those cheap buffets. Sorry spritz, not trying to be a dick but come on, Circus Circus??

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #47 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:13:13 AM »

Quote from: Euro-monster on March 22, 2012, 09:21:27 AM

yeah...do what DP says and get mooled by a cougar instead....

I love cats & cats love me (no zoophile)

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:33:22 AM »

Quote from: gym**rat on March 22, 2012, 09:39:18 AM

You can't be serious, Circus Circus. Holy fuck man, that is one of the dirtiest hotels on the strip. Plus it has kids running everywhere. You need to quit pinching pennies and check around. Besides you can get in MGM for under $80 a night. I get $39 room rates all the time. If you are going to do a buffet go to Rio's Carnival Buffet. Great seafood and only $18.99 for lunch and $26.99 for dinner. Unless you want to get food poisoning from those cheap buffets. Sorry spritz, not trying to be a dick but come on, Circus Circus??

^^
I should clarify, I know where to stay to avoid the "kid areas", for instance never stay HIGH in the Tower there, as that's where they put them. Many times I get $39 to $49 for a room if I book 3 or 4 nights. I always stay on the second floor, I know a few management there and they always fix me up. I never eat there, unless you want some AMAZING Chips and Salsa (Blue Iguana) is a cool place at night- if you know what I mean...
Your choice for RIO CARNIVAL is my second best choice, so we are not far off. I never recommend nasty buffets. MAIN STREET STATION is inexpensive, but is a real "underground secret" and is known to many flight crews/pilots.
IF he were going with a girlfriend, than by all means upgrade to the Luxor or MGM.

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 22, 2012, 10:42:59 AM »

Blue Iguana Mexican Lounge/My room 2nd floor KING SIZE & Hot Tub