I saw 2 moomins approaching me on the high street yesterday lunch, and knew they were going to ask me something stupid so I tried to quickly come up with something entertaining:
The lanky blonde guy "Hi there my friend, we have something amazing that we'd like to share with you?"
Without hesistation, Me: "Sorry I only fuck black men"
Oh brother I hope they don't see me with my wife and kid next week hahahahahahahahahaa oh brothers