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have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« on: March 23, 2012, 09:06:42 PM »
Have you ever been too lazy to move and crapped yourself rather than walk to the toilet?
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 09:07:38 PM »
Son, go to your room and do not return until you have redeemed yourself.
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 09:08:34 PM »
Eeww wtf?
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 09:10:43 PM »
 No but I actually think I would try it as a last resort if I was in jail and about to be receiving the soul train..
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 09:11:41 PM »
no. though i did have a little accident a couple of months back.. fart or shit! i made the wrong choice  :-[
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 09:13:49 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on March 23, 2012, 09:10:43 PM
No but I actually think I would try it as a last resort if I was in jail and about to be receiving the soul train..

lube  ???
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2012, 09:15:39 PM »
Quote from: bradistani on March 23, 2012, 09:13:49 PM
lube  ???

No. It might repulse the would be rapists - unless one of them was Voland, then you'd be shit out of luck.
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2012, 09:21:01 PM »

No but I peed myself once on purpose...  ;D

It was when I played Football in High School...  it was halftime... we were sitting on the side of the field just on the ground... coach was pissed off cause we were losing and he was chewing us all out, I had never seen him so mad...   I wanted to ask if I could go to the bathroom, but was too scared he would flip out on me... but I REALLY needed to pee!  Waterboy had gotten us a bunch of water bottles and I noticed some of our players were pouring them over their heads and  chests and all trying to cool down... so that gave me an idea... I started pouring it on my head too, but then "oops it accidentally poured on my pants too" (As a decoy) and right then, as I sat there with my football teammates around me, and our coach yelling at us furiously, calmly and cool, I peed my pants!  No one suspected anything... we got up and continued the football game - and we actually turned the game around and won!!!

 ;D
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2012, 09:25:11 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on March 23, 2012, 09:21:01 PM
No but I peed myself once on purpose...  ;D

It was when I played Football in High School...  it was halftime... we were sitting on the side of the field just on the ground... coach was pissed off cause we were losing and he was chewing us all out, I had never seen him so mad...   I wanted to ask if I could go to the bathroom, but was too scared he would flip out on me... but I REALLY needed to pee!  Waterboy had gotten us a bunch of water bottles and I noticed some of our players were pouring them over their heads and  chests and all trying to cool down... so that gave me an idea... I started pouring it on my head too, but then "oops it accidentally poured on my pants too" (As a decoy) and right then, as I sat there with my football teammates around me, and our coach yelling at us furiously, calmly and cool, I peed my pants!  No one suspected anything... we got up and continued the football game - and we actually turned the game around and won!!!

 ;D

Let me guess your position Big Ach  ,




NOSEguard ?
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2012, 09:28:26 PM »
Che, you are grounded.
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2012, 09:30:01 PM »
Quote from: che on March 23, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
Let me guess your position Big Ach  ,




NOSEguard ?

Actually it was Nose-Guard - I'm not even making that up lol


But - I have already mentioned this on the board before, so you get a B- there  ;D
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2012, 09:31:28 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on March 23, 2012, 09:28:26 PM
Che, you are grounded.

What did I do now  ???
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2012, 09:41:24 PM »
Young man you know exactly what you did. Grounded for two weeks. You can only leave your room to go to the gym and train back or legs.
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2012, 10:06:01 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on March 23, 2012, 09:15:39 PM
No. It might repulse the would be rapists - unless one of them was Voland, then you'd be shit out of luck.

thats always the risk.

i'd go the more traditional route in that situation and let fist fly  :)
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2012, 10:16:42 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on March 23, 2012, 09:10:43 PM
No but I actually think I would try it as a last resort if I was in jail and about to be receiving the soul train..
Wouldn't they just make you suck them off instead tho? :-X
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2012, 01:34:51 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on March 23, 2012, 09:06:42 PM
Have you ever been too lazy to move and crapped yourself rather than walk to the toilet?

False economy of effort.  Cleaning yourself and your clothes would take more energy than just shitting in the toilet. 

Reminds me of people who "will do them later" as far as washing dishes goes.  When they're all nice and crusty?
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2012, 01:46:04 AM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on March 23, 2012, 09:21:01 PM
No but I peed myself once on purpose...  ;D

It was when I played Football in High School...  it was halftime... we were sitting on the side of the field just on the ground... coach was pissed off cause we were losing and he was chewing us all out, I had never seen him so mad...   I wanted to ask if I could go to the bathroom, but was too scared he would flip out on me... but I REALLY needed to pee!  Waterboy had gotten us a bunch of water bottles and I noticed some of our players were pouring them over their heads and  chests and all trying to cool down... so that gave me an idea... I started pouring it on my head too, but then "oops it accidentally poured on my pants too" (As a decoy) and right then, as I sat there with my football teammates around me, and our coach yelling at us furiously, calmly and cool, I peed my pants!  No one suspected anything... we got up and continued the football game - and we actually turned the game around and won!!!

 ;D

lollllllll.......... imagine after this you scored a goal and made your team win and they carried you over their shoulders :-X
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2012, 05:04:29 AM »
This board is great

Just came from "Have you ever found someone alive...then killed them?" and "Have you ever wondered what a penis tastes like..."


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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2012, 05:44:17 AM »
Voland with a scat story in 3... 2.... 1....   :-X
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2012, 05:54:56 AM »
who would do that?WTF is wrong with you?
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2012, 06:45:27 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on March 23, 2012, 10:16:42 PM
Wouldn't they just make you suck them off instead tho? :-X

Might be able to haggle them down to a hand job..
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2012, 07:09:43 AM »
Shit, no, but this was hot.

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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2012, 07:16:55 AM »
This weeks thread of shit...............so far anyway!  :(
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2012, 01:15:28 PM »
Dude , wtf? You make a thread about sucking dick just to taste it and now this?
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Re: have you ever purposely shit yourself?
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2012, 01:59:19 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on March 23, 2012, 09:06:42 PM
Have you ever been too lazy to move and crapped yourself rather than walk to the toilet?
Are you fucking kidding?
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