Couldn't these guys have handled this the bodybuilding way?Imagine Zimmerman, the new mass monster on the scene, goes out looking to dethrone the aesthetic Trayvon but cant keep up as he has spilled over on the night and is marked down for his conditioning.All of the sudden Trayvon comes out from nowhere and busts out a vacuum pose that Zimmerman's 46inch GH Gut simply can compete with, which leads him to panic, cramp up from extreme diuretic use and fall to the floor in a crumpled heap.Trayvon deals a further blow when he hikes up his hoodie to reveal a bone dry set of striated glutes.The neighbors watching all clearly have Trayvon up on the scorecards and sense that Zimmerman is a beaten man.
Then, with his last ounce of strength, Zimmerman busts out the guns and throws up a front double biceps that reveal the awe inspiring mass of his 14inch skinny fat arms, and Trayvon's 11inch pipe cleaners simply cant compete.This, combined with the stimulants he's on to get through his gruelling days of 30 minutes training followed by 23 and a half hours rest, leads Trayvon to have a heart attack and die right there.
The Judges, dressed in police uniform and handcuffs from their recent visit to the Blue Oyster Bar, award the $5 dollar plastic 'get out of Jail free card' shaped trophy to Zimmerman(after he has paid his dues by blowing them behind the trash cans).There is a shock and awe reaction from the public as Bodybuilding is mentioned on CNN for the first time and they learn it is classed as a sport.