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Hipster chicks.
« on: March 25, 2012, 02:08:47 PM »
Alright so I've semi started playing in a band, and in order to use it to  maximum value I gotta start going for hipster chicks. Has anyone here gone for that angle?

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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2012, 02:19:53 PM »
If they look like the one embedded - go for it, of course.

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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2012, 02:20:18 PM »
whats a hipster?
is that a dressing style? a personality type? never heard it before.
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2012, 02:21:07 PM »
Too bad most hipster girls dont look like that.
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2012, 02:28:20 PM »
Hipsters are fucken gay.

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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2012, 02:33:45 PM »
Some of them are cool and well kept - forgive them their facade and enjoy.
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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2012, 04:09:01 PM »
Alright so I've semi started playing in a band, and in order to use it to  maximum value I gotta start going for hipster chicks. Has anyone here gone for that angle?

this pic is a pornstar told to put on ski lodge casual wear and glasses not hipster shick

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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2012, 04:11:17 PM »
Alright so I've semi started playing in a band, and in order to use it to  maximum value I gotta start going for hipster chicks. Has anyone here gone for that angle?

hipsters are anti fitness...if you have any size at all start smoking crack asap.

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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2012, 04:14:27 PM »
Alright so I've semi started playing in a band, and in order to use it to  maximum value I gotta start going for hipster chicks. Has anyone here gone for that angle?
dont waste your time theyre a tribal bunch much like tattooed women

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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2012, 04:19:21 PM »
hipsters are anti fitness...if you have any size at all start smoking crack asap.

hth
thats bullshit.  they just value intelligence and decency more so than they do masculinity.  and those characteristics, specifially intelligence, are rarely found in meatheads. 

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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2012, 04:25:34 PM »
thats bullshit.  they just value intelligence and decency more so than they do masculinity.  and those characteristics, specifially intelligence, are rarely found in meatheads.  

Don't know what the fuck masculinity has to do with anything. I never met a hipster chick that was into big dudes period.
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2012, 04:33:11 PM »
thats bullshit.  they just value intelligence and decency more so than they do masculinity.  and those characteristics, specifially intelligence, are rarely found in meatheads. 
please hipsters are try hards they beat neck posers

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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2012, 04:33:55 PM »
Don't know what the fuck masculinity has to do with anything. I never met a hipster chick that was into big dudes period.
you dont understand how masculinity is connected to big muscles ?  ???   what about the cock, is that also unrelated to maleness?    ;D


this really should be obvious. women like men. women like dick. women like muscles.


for women their first priority is personality. secondly is looks. hipster girls like hipster guys, most hipster girls have never ever once in their life met a buff hipster dude. but theyve met a lot of skinny hipster guys with decent abs and handsome faces... so by default that is the look they are into.  

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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2012, 04:46:40 PM »
you dont understand how masculinity is connected to big muscles ?  ???   what about the cock, is that also unrelated to maleness?    ;D


this really should be obvious. women like men. women like dick. women like muscles.


for women their first priority is personality. secondly is looks. hipster girls like hipster guys, most hipster girls have never ever once in their life met a buff hipster dude. but theyve met a lot of skinny hipster guys with decent abs and handsome faces... so by default that is the look they are into.  

I still think its a look and a lifestyle most hipster girls would not appreciate and may actually look down up on. Even if you were to throw on some clothing bought at the nearest thrift store and take a ride on your 1960s bike to your nearest coffee shop they will still see a meathead.

Guys like me and you who spend time in the gym and injects roids is not likely to fit in with that crowd. No matter how educated, articulate, well mannered a person may be most will not be able to see past the muscles. I find it ridiculous that grown ass people need to fit into some kind of mold and wanna be classified as hipsters to begin with. Such a childish high school mentality....
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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2012, 05:00:06 PM »
LOL @ the image of a bodybuilder riding up to a coffee shop on a hipster bike and in thrift store clothes  ;D


i think if a meathead tried to dress and act the part outside of being intelligent, well spoken, open minded and progressive he would be seen as trying way too hard and a "faker".

i fit in very well with my gf's friends, all of whom are "hipsters", attend a private university, studying anthropology and international relations, etc. the girls are always feeling my muscles, giving me hugs, and dancing with me whenever they can. 

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« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2012, 05:19:17 PM »
LOL @ the image of a bodybuilder riding up to a coffee shop on a hipster bike and in thrift store clothes  ;D


i think if a meathead tried to dress and act the part outside of being intelligent, well spoken, open minded and progressive he would be seen as trying way too hard and a "faker".

i fit in very well with my gf's friends, all of whom are "hipsters", attend a private university, studying anthropology and international relations, etc. the girls are always feeling my muscles, giving me hugs, and dancing with me whenever they can. 


You're their gay friend

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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2012, 05:28:20 PM »
LOL @ the image of a bodybuilder riding up to a coffee shop on a hipster bike and in thrift store clothes  ;D


i think if a meathead tried to dress and act the part outside of being intelligent, well spoken, open minded and progressive he would be seen as trying way too hard and a "faker".

i fit in very well with my gf's friends, all of whom are "hipsters", attend a private university, studying anthropology and international relations, etc. the girls are always feeling my muscles, giving me hugs, and dancing with me whenever they can. 

Thanks for getting it.

My problem is I'm a meat head, trying to get with these bitches. There not sluts and they actually have an interest in the music my band plays.




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Re: Hipster chicks.
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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2012, 06:08:54 PM »
Thanks for getting it.

My problem is I'm a meat head, trying to get with these bitches. There not sluts and they actually have an interest in the music my band plays.




That ain't the problem, hombre. So you're a meathead...and they judge you, thinking that you are not intelligent, yet interested in the music your band plays...then they aren't as intelligent as they seem, but only are fakers---merely trying to fit in. A truly intelligent person knows that a person can have muscles, a great personality, play in a band, etc. A ignorant person would assume that a person only has that one interest, and is merely only what they see on the surface. It's like assuming that the hot chick is a stupid chick, merely because she hot---and she hasn't even opened her mouth to speak yet.

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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2012, 06:22:09 PM »
That ain't the problem, hombre. So you're a meathead...and they judge you, thinking that you are not intelligent, yet interested in the music your band plays...then they aren't as intelligent as they seem, but only are fakers---merely trying to fit in. A truly intelligent person knows that a person can have muscles, a great personality, play in a band, etc. A ignorant person would assume that a person only has that one interest, and is merely only what they see on the surface. It's like assuming that the hot chick is a stupid chick, merely because she hot---and she hasn't even opened her mouth to speak yet.
Nice try putting this into some sort of debate, I wanna get laid, not try to dissect the universe.

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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2012, 07:20:22 PM »
http://thetangential.com/2011/02/24/a-guide-to-fucking-hipster-girls/


This explains a lot.
That list had some obvious points: be funny, have drugs, buy drinks etc.

If you have ANY personality all you need to worry about is how you are going to fit in appearance wise and meet their criteria. That doesn't mean wear skinnies and  non-prescription glasses, but just dont look like your going clubbing or are in a frat. You'll be fine in Levi's, a vneck, and a flannel (if you can find one that fits). Let your personality do the rest. I've never lied to a girl to get her in bed, some of those things on the list are desperate

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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2012, 07:22:59 PM »
Nice try putting this into some sort of debate, I wanna get laid, not try to dissect the universe.
I want tryng to. I was saying, that isn't your problem. It's their problem if they (hipster chicas) aren't  down due you being a "meathead", but is interested in music your band plays, they should realize that there is more to you than being a "meathead"---that is if they are true "hipsters", and not poseurs.

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« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2012, 07:32:27 PM »
I want tryng to. I was saying, that isn't your problem. It's their problem if they (hipster chicas) aren't  down due you being a "meathead", but is interested in music your band plays, they should realize that there is more to you than being a "meathead"---that is if they are true "hipsters", and not poseurs.
No... it's my problem if pussy potential is being pissed away because I'm deeper than a stereotype.

Anyhow the best shit on that list was the green tea, and having an obscure project going on.

The magic with hipsters is they fucking hate white trash and at the same time hate folk with more money than they have.


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Re: Hipster chicks.
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2012, 07:50:04 PM »
I doubt they even shave their twats, stay away!
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