Cat scratch fever!!!!!! I didn't mean every woman There are plenty of good women who know their place is in the kitchen or the bedroom
If you really clever you can get them to mow the lawns now too! Just spin the whole feminist thing, tell em where the choke is, how to start the thing and remind them how many calories they will burn, and bobs your uncle
Hint: Don't criticise there lawn mowing, always offer higher praise than deserved, for a woman will never do a better job of the lawns than a man, but just to insure she does them again, praise her regardless of the quality of the cut, wait until you have trained her up and she actually takes pride in the job, then offer some constructive criticism.