If hes a get bigger at the time of arrest He would be say "sorry officer, Im not resisting please please dont hurt me, I need to get to mcdonalds to start my shift, please let me go" While sobbing.
In the cells he would be telling the other inmates that he drives a viper and is a CEO of a company, and it took 8 officers to hold him down after he knocked out 3 others but with 500lb bench what did they expect.