Good Luck Steve!
Listen, if you're going up against Koko B. Ware, I hear that his strength lies within his parrot (Kind of like that movie,
The Crow). So, if you were to de-feather his parrot, you will most likely cripple Koko, allowing for the 3-count.

If you go up against the Undertaker, all of his power stems from within the urn. So, if you happen to get your hands on his urn and then maybe pour the ashes all over the ring or towards the crowd, you might be able to disable him completely to the point of getting the 3-count.

If you are faced with Brutus the Barber Beefcake, just simply insert your penis deep within his rectum and he will submit without the need for a 3-count.

Either way, good luck! Try to get yourself a good manager like this guy or Melvin Goodrum..


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