Author Topic: Attention: The Man Is Back In Town! (Read 5293 times)

I walk in the place this afternoon to toss a few pairs of my $400 jeans in the gentle cycle. The machines are all being used, but I see one of the machines is done cleaning but the clothes are still in it. I ask around and nobody knows nothing. Fine. I go back to the machine and simply pull all the wet clothes out of it and drop them on the floor. I start putting my designer jeans in the machine when this black comes through the front door and races over to the machine. "What the fuck? What the fuck muthafucka? What the fuck you doin'?" I look him right in thr face with these kung fu eyes and I simply say "what"? Then I "peeled". He looked at this torso'n'guns package and almost shit his ten dollar pants. "Oh, nothing bro," he says. "Pick up your clothes and get the fuck out of here," I tell him. "Don't even use the fucken dryer. Take your wet clothes and leave the premises before you get a roundhouse kick to the jaw." He was on his hands and knees gathering his shit up, and he left a humbler man.

el numero uno · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2012, 02:46:41 PM »

Quote from: Nails on April 13, 2012, 02:41:56 PM

lol

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:05:00 PM »

Quote from: Nails on April 13, 2012, 02:41:56 PM

I remember that.

Nirvana · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:08:59 PM »

juice heads everywhere shitting their pants while their women get wet

the Organization is turning out to get more things done than gh15

welcome back

Nirvana · « **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:10:45 PM »

oh but wait, some one will get jealous because you are funnier than they are and you get more attention so they'll hit "report to moderator" a hundred times.

wimps

Bam-bam · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:12:59 PM »

welcome back my guy shipsekki

the trainer · « **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:17:32 PM »

YAGR could you please get back to owning wes and the coach as soon as possible.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:26:17 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on April 13, 2012, 04:17:32 PM

YAGR could you please get back to owning wes and the coach as soon as possible.

Now hold on! After a lot of soul searching and negotiating with Ron, I've come to discover that those guys are alright. No animosity. Just here to make friends.

the trainer · « **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:30:53 PM »

wes is not so bad but the coach is such a fake we are tired of him bragging about the rich people that he knows and his crappy ass gym.

ChristopherA · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:31:46 PM »

Welcome back homie. You add another character to the board, I dig it

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:45:10 PM »

Just to clarify: my presence on Getbig is not to disrupt any other members. I am here to celebrate my Alpha Maleness and allow others to be inspired by my studliness. I wish The Coach and Wes the best of luck.

el numero uno · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2012, 04:57:15 PM »

Quote from: Nirvana on April 13, 2012, 04:10:45 PM

oh but wait, some one will get jealous because you are funnier than they are and you get more attention so they'll hit "report to moderator" a hundred times.

wimps

Spot on, the same happened to khofo.

How fucking lame one has to be to do that. "oh I don't like his posts so I'll report him.

the trainer · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2012, 05:08:51 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on April 13, 2012, 04:45:10 PM

Just to clarify: my presence on Getbig is not to disrupt any other members. I am here to celebrate my Alpha Maleness and allow others to be inspired by my studliness. I wish The Coach and Wes the best of luck.

Getbig was built on owning and disrupting some of the punks who post here, but you are on probation so i understand, but come on nobody believes for a second that you wish the coach and wes the best of luck unless your idea of luck is jumping off a bridge.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2012, 05:20:20 PM »

Throwing hands with bottom twinks

Nirvana · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2012, 05:23:00 PM »

He'll let the 17s do the talking.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2012, 05:43:09 PM »

Yea we lost some quality entertaiment while he was gone glad he isnt dead.