Do you eat a girl out the first time you shag her?

[diamondcut]

Let me paint a picture for you:



say you were out with the boys saturday night and you were planning to get laid. you have a few drinks in you and by some stroke of god you were able to bring this girl home, you hardly know the girl or even remember her name but she's all over you like white on rice:



you get her home and you two are kissing each other and groping each other. she starts taking her clothes off and spreads her legs. she's looking at you dead in the eyes and her legs spread like eagle:



Do you start the foreplay and eventually eat her out? then proceed with the fucking?

or do you just continue doing the foreplay minus the eating (licking, kissing, erotic touching, etc etc) and just proceed with shagging her brains out from the "Agreed upon position" lmao




Keep in mind that you don't know this girl at all, you met her at some random night club with her slutty friends. and let's be realistic, if she's doing this with you chances are she has done this with a shit load of other guys. you honestly don't have a clue what kind of STDs she has.


to eat or not to eat? that is the question


also, as a bonus question, do you pull out the jimmy hat and jizz on her face/back/stomach? or do you leave it on?



i saw this dude with facial herpes that scarred me for life. It looked terrible, and I honestly felt bad for that guy

[El Diablo Blanco]

you=virgin for even needing to ask

[makaveli25]

I would dive right in and eat that pussy like I had been abandoned on an Island for a year.

[makaveli25]

That's some grade A pussy there. I like the second spread eagle picture a lot.

[diamondcut]

you=virgin for even needing to ask

i've asked some friends in real life and some have said no, some have said yes

what's wrong with asking

happy sunday

[Frank Clairmonte]

Depends on my testosterone levels.

if (horny==true)
then
yes
else
no
end if

[diamondcut]

Depends on my testosterone levels.

if (horny==true)
then
yes
else
no
end if

i find myself a nerd because i understand this if else loop

you program?

[El Diablo Blanco]

i've asked some friends in real life and some have said no, some have said yes

what's wrong with asking

happy sunday

you might want to hang out with straight people because just looking at that blond in the pinks socks is making my mouth wet. My tongue would just jump ass to pussy to ass to pussy until she can't move

[diamondcut]

you might want to hang out with straight people because just looking at that blond in the pinks socks is making my mouth wet. My tongue would just jump ass to pussy to ass to pussy until she can't move

but some girls don't want to be penetrated from the ass on the first night. or only licking is ok with them

[wes]

Gay thread reported!!

[ritch]

depending on how it smells... If it smells right, and is a nice peach/inny type snatch, I'm going in! Stinky, mud flap pussy... Not a chance!

[makaveli25]

depending on how it smells... If it smells right, and is a nice peach/inny type snatch, I'm going in! Stinky, mud flap pussy... Not a chance!

yup

[Papper]

I just kiss the hole of the butt

[hematocritter]

I throw their legs over my shoulder and eat them like a feed bag.

[bradistani]

of course i do  filling your face between her legs is almost as good as fucking her 

[diamondcut]

of course i do  filling your face between her legs is almost as good as fucking her 

i like it a lot as well


but in the back of my mind i am always worried about someshit. your dick has a hat but your face obv doesnt...

maybe i'm just fucking square though...

[diamondcut]

You havent gotten laid much this way you describe have you?

 

When the bitch looks you str8 in the eye was her first mistake. Bent her over, legs str8-->Its Go Time!

i'm not much of a random hook up guy but i think i am turning over a new leaf, hence the thread

every girl i've shagged i've known her pretty good prior so i had an idea of what i was getting into

[tommywishbone]

Don't do it man!

[OptimusPrime1980]

I would dive right in and eat that pussy like I had been abandoned on an Island for a year.

indeed bro!
and what the fuck is this talk about a jimmy head???
 
bunch of 15 year old virgins here!

btw herpes and hpv are facts of life.....lol!
about 80% of sexsual active people have these 2 virus,  symptom free....

[Jaime]

Yes. First i come in her puss puss though. Yummy.

The blonde jailbait is super hot.

[JasonH]

Yes, if you're using the first girl as an example. Well, both girls I suppose.

[illwill]

I wouldn't come up from the coochie until my face was a damn mess.   

[diamondcut]

i wonder how much of GB have stds

[Metabolic]

Eat her, yes

Fuck her, yes

No condoms? No problem

Cum on her face, tits or anus, either way its fine for me

[diamondcut]

indeed bro!
and what the fuck is this talk about a jimmy head???
 
bunch of 15 year old virgins here!

btw herpes and hpv are facts of life.....lol!
about 80% of sexsual active people have these 2 virus,  symptom free....

how many baby mommas do you have?

lmao

and yes frightening statistic