Author Topic: Arnold Schwarzenegger's book cover for 'Total Recall' memoir (Read 17283 times)

Earl1972 · « **Reply #50 on:** September 25, 2012, 07:12:07 PM »

Quote from: bighead on September 25, 2012, 05:46:30 PM

this man is our hero! hahaha

yeah he is bigdickhead, don't forget where you came from

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bighead · « **Reply #51 on:** September 25, 2012, 08:35:00 PM »

I think perhaps we should look towards a true role model.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #52 on:** September 25, 2012, 11:14:24 PM »

Flex really SHOULD write a book about his encounter with the Ninjas.

He could call that book (since Total Recall is such a cheesy title), "My Encounter with "The Ninjas" (aka the G4P-scene)" by Flex Wheeler".

arce1988 · « **Reply #53 on:** September 25, 2012, 11:16:13 PM »

If I am going to cheat on my wife it has to be a fantasy girl of my dreams so its worth it not my ugly maid.

Nails · « **Reply #54 on:** September 25, 2012, 11:31:07 PM »

Poor Arnold , I bet he felt more sick to his stomach telling Maria that she still turned him on , then fucking the maid doggie style with the lights off and a paper bag over her head under the blankets during the middle of the night while he was drunk off 2 bottles of Jack Daniels

240 is Back · « **Reply #55 on:** September 25, 2012, 11:35:10 PM »

see, my guess is that arnold was just so casual about it.

probably drinking a little high end scotch in his den one night, annoyed at the wife, and the maid walks by. He always flirts, and he knows he can have her if he wants it, she's made eye contact longer than needed.

So he goes for it. she loves it, getting rocked by arnold 15 years ago, movie star millionaire. Arnold's just enjoying the thrill of an in-house BJ or hole anytime he wants.

She probably told him she's on the pill. Once she was preggo, what could he do? Just pay her off and shrug it off. As the kid grew up, his face and frame (and proximity of maid) start to become obvious to everyone.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #56 on:** September 26, 2012, 06:30:44 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on September 25, 2012, 11:14:24 PM

Flex really SHOULD write a book about his encounter with the Ninjas.

He could call that book (since Total Recall is such a cheesy title), "My Encounter with "The Ninjas" (aka the G4P-scene)" by Flex Wheeler".

It could star Arnold and be 'based on a true bodybuilding story' the truth being Flex telling the story not the actual event

they can even cut exerts to Princess Diana's death like Flex's comparisons of the two events

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #57 on:** September 26, 2012, 01:39:48 PM »

Arnold is still the reason we work out and can post on a website like this.

Arnold is God, Jesus is a sissy..

bigmikecox · « **Reply #58 on:** September 26, 2012, 02:23:07 PM »

Quote from: Pet shop boys on September 25, 2012, 05:37:17 PM

And a son that actually looks like him.

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHH

Down to the gap in the teeth

dr.chimps · « **Reply #59 on:** October 01, 2012, 02:37:29 PM »

The NYT book review. Pretty much a brief, non-review, and throws light commentary at the subject with one exception: 'What “Total Recall” actually turns out to be is a puffy portrait of the author as master conniver.' That barb will come as no surprise to most people, though. Arnold's making appearances to support this book. Who's gonna meet and greet/get a copy?

http://www.guy-with-peter-petre.html?ref=books

efirkey · « **Reply #60 on:** October 01, 2012, 03:46:41 PM »

I wonder how many other people are walking around that look like Arnold

viking1 · « **Reply #61 on:** October 01, 2012, 03:47:52 PM »

Nomad · « **Reply #62 on:** October 01, 2012, 04:00:23 PM »

Quote from: ChopperRider on April 17, 2012, 11:14:48 AM

lazy fat liberal genetics at work

MAXX · « **Reply #63 on:** October 01, 2012, 04:27:57 PM »

Quote from: ChopperRider on April 17, 2012, 11:14:48 AM

jesus you can tell Maria raised that kid and not Arnold

viking1 · « **Reply #64 on:** October 01, 2012, 07:22:59 PM »

Damn, over weight and knock-knee'd.

Bummer genetics.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #65 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:16:49 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on October 01, 2012, 04:27:57 PM

jesus you can tell Maria raised that kid and not Arnold

Arnold should complain on a special edition of Maury that he isn't the father of that baby

Heywood · « **Reply #66 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:27:44 AM »

Quote from: Nails on September 25, 2012, 04:42:57 PM

"You can call this denial," he writes. "But it's the way my mind works."

and thus the need to spend $20 million for a "think tank"............

Natural Man · « **Reply #67 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:41:17 AM »

Quote

"You can call this denial," he writes. "But it's the way my mind works."

some people call this sociopathy.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #68 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:57:10 AM »

Arnold came off as a complete douche in his 60 mnutes interview. The guy has lots of issues.

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #69 on:** October 02, 2012, 08:12:11 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 02, 2012, 07:57:10 AM

Arnold came off as a complete douche in his 60 mnutes interview. The guy has lots of issues.

X2.

From the very begining showing off that huge ridiculous truck , the big staute then all the stuff he said ....

Things like :

1-I didnt tell my wife I was having an open heart surgery"
2-I didnt tell my wife I wanted to run for Governor intil last few days."
3-I never talked to Midred about the kid , I just started to give her money to control the situation "

I was like wtf is wrong with this dude? I didnt know he was so selfish,sociopath,creepy ...

He doesnt want to hurt his family - but wrote a book about ?.....

WOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mitch · « **Reply #70 on:** October 02, 2012, 08:53:12 AM »

Quote from: Pet shop boys on April 17, 2012, 07:17:39 AM

Things not likely to bee seen in his new book :

1-A full page dedicated to Mike Mentzer

2-How great Sergio looked in 1972.

3-Reason why the footage of 1980 Mr.O never aired.

4-His Blair protein intake while adsvertising Weider.

5- 1971 the year Arnold won unoposed while Sergio wasnt allowed to compete.

6- 1981 he was the promoter of the Olympia, and Franco won it with no legs....

WOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You could write a book with those gems. What about "Arnold: True Lies" for the title?

The_Punisher · « **Reply #71 on:** October 02, 2012, 09:02:36 AM »

when Maria coming out with her new memoir?....I'm sure it will be a best seller

Earl1972 · « **Reply #72 on:** October 02, 2012, 10:33:09 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on October 02, 2012, 09:02:36 AM

when Maria coming out with her new memoir?....I'm sure it will be a best seller

she deserves no sympathy

she knew all along that he wasn't a faithful husband, she ignored it until it became obvious to everybody else (the love child) and heck she probably thought it was normal because the men in her family weren't faithful

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Natural Man · « **Reply #73 on:** October 02, 2012, 03:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Nails on April 17, 2012, 09:47:34 AM

Arnold saw his current children with Kennedy and knew it was a mistake, his kids are silver spoon feed their entire lives and wont amount to shit, He wanted another child who would have the drive he did , his bastard child with that troll lady will be more successful then his other kids with skeletor

actually he didnt care about either kids, with maria or the fat cow. It's all about being impressive, all in the appearances, with arnold. He participated in spoonfeeding them.

He was a master at bullshiting people and showing off with his fake steroids muscles, but raising kids/ a family, not so much.

Natural Man · « **Reply #74 on:** October 02, 2012, 03:10:42 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on October 02, 2012, 10:33:09 AM

she deserves no sympathy

she knew all along that he wasn't a faithful husband, she ignored it until it became obvious to everybody else (the love child) and heck she probably thought it was normal because the men in her family weren't faithful

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she probably got a kick her whole life being the wife of "arnold S" in her mundane diners with women of her rank. Truth was a lot darker.