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"have a seat"
CH: "Sir, what's in the bag?"
MOS: "ummm, condoms, taser gun,strawberry flavored lube, rohipnol and jolly rancher candies"
CH: "why did you bring those?"
MOS: "Oh, i needed to do some weekly shopping and didn't have the chance to drop off the bag at home"
CH: "Sir, why don't you have a seat"