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Bgpapi23

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Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« on: April 18, 2012, 06:25:34 PM »
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2012, 06:32:57 PM »
she just showered, her fart hole was clean! I'm having a hard time believing this. You got a hot chick, freshly showered, ur about to fuck, and you hold back? What the fuck is this shit? The skid mark could have been from blood that stained them from her period and her panties were washed but the stain remained after and she still wears them...
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2012, 06:39:46 PM »
OMG! Women poop? Or sometimes get dookie booty? So what. Shes human. I bet ur drawers have never seen streak marks huh? ::)
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2012, 06:51:18 PM »
Quote from: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 06:25:34 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2012, 06:53:14 PM »
Quote from: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 06:25:34 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

Go out poop boy!
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2012, 06:54:38 PM »
hahahaha

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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2012, 07:02:54 PM »
I would have smelled the panties for a bit then slammed the shit out of her.
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2012, 07:07:40 PM »
Quote from: T-rex on April 18, 2012, 06:39:46 PM
OMG! Women poop? Or sometimes get dookie booty? So what. Shes human. I bet ur drawers have never seen streak marks huh? ::)
You sound like a guy that a eat ass  :P
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2012, 07:08:45 PM »
someone just came out of the closet and does not even know it
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2012, 07:10:10 PM »
Quote from: Steelrabbitt on April 18, 2012, 07:02:54 PM
I would have smelled the panties for a bit then slammed the shit out of her.

Good man .
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2012, 07:10:31 PM »
HOLY SHIT MAN YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOUR GAY ........................ .HOW DOES IT FEEL ?
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2012, 07:12:09 PM »
Quote from: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 07:07:40 PM
You sound like a guy that a eat ass  :P

You left out the part that she weighed 300 lbs and the panties were size XXXXL.

Oh....and you're probably a closet bone tromboner.
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2012, 07:12:32 PM »
I feel for you, I can see why you would be turned off.
Skid marks are just like any other human trait.... ok for men, but must be hidden and its existence denied in the case of women.
It is the sad truth. Hot chicks don't fart, burp, or shit. I would not get a boner after seeing woman droppings.

I saw a miniature nug of crap in a chicks crack once... I had to bail out too.

You won't get much sympathy here at getbig though.... many of these guys like shit. I find it disgusting.
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2012, 07:15:02 PM »
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2012, 07:16:26 PM »

I mean.... what do you expect... its a thong... its goes all the way up her ass!  and she was just working out in it!
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2012, 07:17:20 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 07:16:26 PM
I mean.... what do you expect... its a thong... its goes all the way up her ass!  and she was just working out in it!

LOL! Simple yet true response!
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2012, 07:17:59 PM »
Quote from: hematocritter on April 18, 2012, 07:12:32 PM
I feel for you, I can see why you would be turned off.
Skid marks are just like any other human trait.... ok for men, but must be hidden and its existence denied in the case of women.
It is the sad truth. Hot chicks don't fart, burp, or shit. I would not get a boner after seeing woman droppings.

I saw a miniature nug of crap in a chicks crack once... I had to bail out too.

You won't get much sympathy here at getbig though.... many of these guys like shit. I find it disgusting.

PM Voland and he will help you with some "coaching".
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2012, 07:18:05 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on April 18, 2012, 07:12:09 PM
You left out the part that she weighed 300 lbs and the panties were size XXXXL.

Oh....and you're probably a closet bone tromboner.

and also completely full of shit, but nice story he made up there, he should get a few idiots here to buy it  ;)
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2012, 07:19:24 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 07:16:26 PM
I mean.... what do you expect... its a thong... its goes all the way up my ass!  and I was just working out in it!

Fixed to reflect your intimate knowledge on shite stained thongs big guy  :D
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2012, 07:22:04 PM »
Should have been a nice visual of what your cock will look like after bumming her.
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2012, 07:39:24 PM »
Quote from: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 06:25:34 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

tell him to hide his boxers better, or better yet, shower at his house before heading over.. problem solved
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2012, 07:39:35 PM »
Quote from: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 06:25:34 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

Cool story.
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2012, 07:40:00 PM »
See....  ya'll wouldn't have this problem if you would just use a BIDET!!!  I have one installed on all my toilets!!



Thats not me in the picture btw! lol
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2012, 07:47:17 PM »
Big Fag just keeps digging himself a deeper hole.
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Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2012, 07:47:45 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 07:40:00 PM
See....  ya'll wouldn't have this problem if you would just use a BIDET!!!  I have one installed on all my toilets!!



Thats not me in the picture btw! lol

Dude....you don't skid cuz your pants are always around your ankles.  ;D
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