Author Topic: Last night my deal breaker was a thong (Read 16497 times)

BIG ACH · « **Reply #25 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:16:56 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on April 18, 2012, 07:47:45 PM

Dude....you don't skid cuz your pants are always around your ankles.

Thats right, they are always around my ankles.... because your mom is always on her knees for me! What can I do bro?

bike nut · « **Reply #26 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:19:47 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 08:16:56 PM

Thats right, they are always around my ankles.... because your mom is always on her knees for me! What can I do bro?

Joke's on you....I have two Dads.

Hope you enjoyed "that".

Nails · « **Reply #27 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:24:35 PM »

I stop wearing white briefs , I stick to dark colors , I'm too macho to wipe my ass

Butterbean · « **Reply #28 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:25:19 PM »

In bgpapi's defense, she had pointy elbows as well.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #29 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:26:52 PM »

Shud have looked closer to see if there was any corn to eat.

bigjim · « **Reply #30 on:** April 18, 2012, 09:37:48 PM »

Why were you going through her dirty clothes anyway? were you going to clean the pipes before you fucked her? Man the fuck up its a shit hole thats where her shit comes from, who inspects their soon to be cum dumpsters undies before nailing them?

aesthetics · « **Reply #31 on:** April 18, 2012, 09:40:29 PM »

you're supposed to ride her doggystyle while you put those panties over her face and pull hair out of each side, like handlebars

BayGBM · « **Reply #32 on:** April 18, 2012, 09:42:05 PM »

Quote from: littledumbells on April 18, 2012, 07:08:45 PM

someone just came out of the closet and does not even know it

Fortress · « **Reply #33 on:** April 18, 2012, 09:47:49 PM »

Quote from: aesthetics on April 18, 2012, 09:40:29 PM

you're supposed to ride her doggystyle while you put those panties over her face and pull hair out of each side, like handlebars

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

225for70 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 18, 2012, 09:48:06 PM »

Quote from: Butterbean on April 18, 2012, 08:25:19 PM

In bgpapi's defense, she had pointy elbows as well.

And a giant ClitOsauras-Rex in her panties.

bigjim · « **Reply #35 on:** April 18, 2012, 09:50:33 PM »

Quote from: 225for70 on April 18, 2012, 09:48:06 PM

And a giant ClitOsauras-Rex in her panties.

And she refused to take her scarf off to reveal throat......

Parker · « **Reply #36 on:** April 18, 2012, 09:56:30 PM »

Quote from: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 06:25:34 PM

Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

She wore the thong to the gym? It's well known for chicas not to wear a thong due to fecal material traveling all over the place, and also may create a brown highway...

Nails · « **Reply #37 on:** April 18, 2012, 10:00:15 PM »

With her loose farts , I be she loves it in the asshole

Any pics?

Bgpapi23 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 18, 2012, 10:08:50 PM »

Quote from: aesthetics on April 18, 2012, 09:40:29 PM

you're supposed to ride her doggystyle while you put those panties over her face and pull hair out of each side, like handlebars

This is some funny shit ( no pun intended)

delta9mda · « **Reply #39 on:** April 18, 2012, 10:28:58 PM »

Quote from: Steelrabbitt on April 18, 2012, 07:02:54 PM

I would have smelled the panties for a bit then slammed the shit out of her.

we have a winner here

bigjim · « **Reply #40 on:** April 18, 2012, 10:33:43 PM »

you should have been more concerned wth the semen stains in her panties

Nails · « **Reply #41 on:** April 18, 2012, 10:47:46 PM »

Quote from: bigjim on April 18, 2012, 10:33:43 PM

you should have been more concerned wth the semen stains in her panties

Hi kobe Bryant

bigjim · « **Reply #42 on:** April 18, 2012, 11:07:50 PM »

Quote from: Nails on April 18, 2012, 10:47:46 PM

Hi kobe Bryant

Me no understand?

Nails · « **Reply #43 on:** April 18, 2012, 11:09:21 PM »

Quote from: bigjim on April 18, 2012, 11:07:50 PM

Me no understand?

The whore who said Kobe rapped her, had 3 different Guys cum in her twat that night

bigjim · « **Reply #44 on:** April 18, 2012, 11:15:19 PM »

Quote from: Nails on April 18, 2012, 11:09:21 PM

The whore who said Kobe rapped her, had 3 different Guys cum in her twat that night

Really! Talk about stiring the porriage.

If you were the last one in would it be better if the other guys cum was still fresh, warm and alive or a couple days old dead and on the brink of becomimg funky?

aesthetics · « **Reply #45 on:** April 18, 2012, 11:16:25 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 07:40:00 PM

See.... ya'll wouldn't have this problem if you would just use a BIDET!!! I have one installed on all my toilets!!

Thats not me in the picture btw! lol

dude how hard is it to wipe your ass? instead you want a machine to sprinkle water up your asshole so you get liquid shit running down your inner-thigh. no thank you

bigjim · « **Reply #46 on:** April 18, 2012, 11:26:06 PM »

Quote from: aesthetics on April 18, 2012, 11:16:25 PM

dude how hard is it to wipe your ass? instead you want a machine to sprinkle water up your asshole so you get liquid shit running down your inner-thigh. no thank you

I thought the same thing.

I will post an instrutional video showing how to wipe your arse without the use of a hose.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #47 on:** April 18, 2012, 11:39:31 PM »

You still wipe your ass after your spray... but trust me man, you never have to worry about those dingleberries or if you don't have a clean break!

Great Hygiene!!!

Read how this American guy feels after using a Bidet for the first time and how much better he felt! http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop

20inch calves · « **Reply #48 on:** April 18, 2012, 11:43:59 PM »

i shower every time i use the restroom..seriously. i feel gross if i don't but the thong wouldn't have bothered me a bit. i would have given it the finger test...as long as IT didn;t stink i would have been in there like swimwear

pedro01 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 18, 2012, 11:48:24 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 11:39:31 PM

You still wipe your ass after your spray... but trust me man, you never have to worry about those dingleberries or if you don't have a clean break!

Great Hygiene!!!

Read how this American guy feels after using a Bidet for the first time and how much better he felt! http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop

LMAO @ that review...

"Aside from utterly ruining crapping anywhere else, there are some sizable flaws. The front jet which is designed for "feminine cleansing" isn't nearly far forward enough. All three women that tested it for me said the same thing: It's a straight-up taint-shot. "

Brilliant...