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Roulette - has anyone cracked the code?
« on: April 19, 2012, 08:01:32 PM »
Has anybody cracked the code to roulette? I've lost thousands gambling online, and need to recoup my losses. Sadly the Martingale system doesn't work as the unpredictable streaks in roulette can leave you lying flat.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 08:11:26 PM »
Roulette is terrible worst odds and impossible to use a system or even cheat for that matter. Stick to Blackjack or even hold em if you can read people.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 08:14:13 PM »
Always bet on black! (no racist)
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Re: Roulette
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 08:45:18 PM »
Roulette is terrible worst odds and impossible to use a system or even cheat for that matter. Stick to Blackjack or even hold em if you can read people.

I thought you can bet on Red or Black, or 1-18 or 19-36 with a strong chance of winning? You don't have to bet on a number.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 09:15:02 PM »
When gambling ALWAYS bet on the streak cause then u only lose once... In everything,ex: if u were taking NE MONEYLINE To win at home you would of won 5 years of home games before you lost...

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 09:19:01 PM »

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 10:00:11 PM »
When gambling ALWAYS bet on the streak cause then u only lose once... In everything,ex: if u were taking NE MONEYLINE To win at home you would of won 5 years of home games before you lost...

That's a good idea, but streaks come and go, which is the problem. If you bet on the streak, there is no streak, and if you bet on there being no streak, then there's a streak. So I wish I had simply stayed away from gambling.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 10:23:47 PM »
Roulette is terrible worst odds and impossible to use a system or even cheat for that matter. Stick to Blackjack or even hold em if you can read people.
Yep. Play Black jack only. Unless you owned at poker. 
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Re: Roulette
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 10:29:48 PM »
Yep. Play Black jack only. Unless you owned at poker. 

Blackjack's another great way to lose your money; trust me on that. I just played at a renowned online casino, and lost 6 in a row, before a push (tie), then another 3 loses in a row before I finally won, and believe me, I know how to play. That shows how much Blackjack is geared toward the banker.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 10:30:53 PM »
I thought you can bet on Red or Black, or 1-18 or 19-36 with a strong chance of winning? You don't have to bet on a number.
Yes bet it only pays 1:1 with 0 and 00 to deal with. Hard to use any strategy in roulette.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2012, 10:34:07 PM »
Blackjack's another great way to lose your money; trust me on that. I just played at a renowned online casino, and lost 6 in a row, before a push (tie), then another 3 loses in a row before I finally won, and believe me, I know how to play. That shows how much Blackjack is geared toward the banker.
I never play online. Just in Vegas.
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Re: Roulette
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2012, 11:10:00 PM »
I never play online. Just in Vegas.

I heard that in real life play, it's hard to lose more than 4 times in a row if you know how to play properly. Is that true?

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2012, 11:11:57 PM »
Yes bet it only pays 1:1 with 0 and 00 to deal with. Hard to use any strategy in roulette.

Haha, I've tried all sorts of roulette prediction software without much success! Clickbank sells such programs.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2012, 12:42:50 AM »
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seriously try it. not just once or twice.  but really try it .  you will win

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2012, 01:53:26 AM »
I usually use 0 26 32 (covering every win chance) & then select 2 random numbers - a teen & a 30 something. Its surprising how much i actually win but ultimately its all chance.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2012, 02:00:21 AM »
Well, I guess I'll bite and feed the troll...

Has anybody cracked the code to roulette? I've lost thousands gambling online, and need to recoup my losses. Sadly the Martingale system doesn't work as the unpredictable streaks in roulette can leave you lying flat.

There's your problem: your premise is flawed. There's no "code" and no "system" because roulette is a game of chance. Playing more to "recoup your losses" will only serve one purpose: to prove you're stupid enough to go lose more money.

The only advice that's worth giving you -- although I doubt you'll take it -- is to stop gambling away money you obviously can't afford to lose.


I heard that in real life play, it's hard to lose more than 4 times in a row if you know how to play properly. Is that true?

I would point out that it's called gambling, and that should really answer your question. Although if I wanted to be super-accurate I could say that the answer depends on what "to lose" means in this context.

Frankly, it should be fairly obvious that in general the answer is "no of course it's not true!" But perhaps that's the mathematician in me speaking.

As for systems: no system out there can guarantee wins. Not even that retarded "double the bet whenever you lose" system that everyone seems to think will help them break the bank. Let me be very clear: that system could work in theory and then only if you had an infinite stack of chips. Alas, it doesn't work well in practice and not just because your stack of chips is finite but also because of table limits. The bottom line is that it's called gambling for a reason...

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2012, 02:19:02 AM »
Well, I guess I'll bite and feed the troll...

There's your problem: your premise is flawed. There's no "code" and no "system" because roulette is a game of chance. Playing more to "recoup your losses" will only serve one purpose: to prove you're stupid enough to go lose more money.

The only advice that's worth giving you -- although I doubt you'll take it -- is to stop gambling away money you obviously can't afford to lose.


I would point out that it's called gambling, and that should really answer your question. Although if I wanted to be super-accurate I could say that the answer depends on what "to lose" means in this context.

Frankly, it should be fairly obvious that in general the answer is "no of course it's not true!" But perhaps that's the mathematician in me speaking.

As for systems: no system out there can guarantee wins. Not even that retarded "double the bet whenever you lose" system that everyone seems to think will help them break the bank. Let me be very clear: that system could work in theory and then only if you had an infinite stack of chips. Alas, it doesn't work well in practice and not just because your stack of chips is finite but also because of table limits. The bottom line is that it's called gambling for a reason...

You fuckin' troll, your 'advice' sucks like a hog. Everyone knows the crap you just spewed, so unless you know a few secrets to help me win at gambling, shut your mouth up. NOW GIVE ME A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS! I want the money, and I want it now boy! You can Paypal the cash to me, hehe.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2012, 02:44:55 AM »
Has anybody cracked the code to roulette? I've lost thousands gambling online, and need to recoup my losses. Sadly the Martingale system doesn't work as the unpredictable streaks in roulette can leave you lying flat.

No Jon, but i've cracked the code to your mom's pussy - $5.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2012, 02:53:01 AM »
No Jon, but i've cracked the code to your mom's pussy - $5.

That can't be the case 'BigCyp' since you're a fuckin' queer. Now you can help me by putting COLD HARD CASH in my account, then maybe I'll help you learn to be a real man and BB like I am, you little dweeb.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2012, 03:10:47 AM »
That can't be the case 'BigCyp' since you're a fuckin' queer. Now you can help me by putting COLD HARD CASH in my account, then maybe I'll help you learn to be a real man and BB like I am, you little dweeb.

Real men dont try to tax people on an internet discussion board, hope this helps.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2012, 03:46:07 AM »
Real men dont try to tax people on an internet discussion board, hope this helps.

Are you saying that 'Jon' would suck an old indian beggars balls dry in exchange for free chinese lessons, GCD?

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2012, 04:36:12 AM »
Biggest wins i've gotten out of roulette have been with this method pick 6-8 consecutive numbers on a roulette wheel and stick to them, streaks do happen. If you are lucky you can find a rookie dealer (obviously on live games) see a few rounds where he/she lands the ball most and pick that area. And i'm sure you know that now you can play with live dealers online too.
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Re: Roulette
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2012, 05:57:20 AM »
Roulette has negative expectation. It's no better than blackjack for that sort of thing - no point in even playing it.

I play no-limit hold 'em on Pokerstars at the moment and I'm breaking even after the last three months - only played about 15,000 hands at the microstakes but I need to work on my discipline - keep breaking my own rules after a winning streak and end up losing most of it - frustrating as hell but I'm determined to master it.

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Re: Roulette
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2012, 05:59:28 AM »
Roulette has negative expectation. It's no better than blackjack for that sort of thing - no point in even playing it.

I play no-limit hold 'em on Pokerstars at the moment and I'm breaking even after the last three months - only played about 15,000 hands at the microstakes but I need to work on my discipline - keep breaking my own rules after a winning streak and end up losing most of it - frustrating as hell but I'm determined to master it.

Trust me you're not alone!   ;D
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Re: Roulette
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2012, 06:04:37 AM »
Trust me you're not alone!   ;D

Haha, I was fucking raging last night - I raised and then evetually went all-in with KJ offsuit on the button against some dude who re-raised me in the small blind with what turned out to be Ace 10. It's a hand I never even bother playing but for some reason I had a mad turn and thought I could steal the blinds with it.  :-\