I'm that guy that will bust out with the push-ups anytime, anywhere

[Your Average GymRat]

I'll drop to the floor anytime, anywhere and bang out a couple of hundred pushups. I'll do it at work, in the night club, the supermarket. Usually I'll "peel" first so I don't sweat up my $300 dress shirts. I can do pushups forever. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of. The other night for example I was in a super trendy nightclub and I went off to the side and "peeled", hit the floor and banged out a quick two hundred and fifty, then I put my hands close together and did another hundred to really pump up my horseshoe triceps. As I stood up I noticed two Brazilian chicks admiring my torso and my handsome, chiseled face. They began fondling the pecs, shoulders and arms, and the smell of moistened pussy began to fill the air. They practically abducted me and dragged me into the Ladies Room where they brought me into the stall and thoroughly molested me.

[Borracho]

are you really that buff dude from karachi named asif?

[Your Average GymRat]

are you really that buff dude from karachi named asif?

Nope. From Dedham, MA

[che]

. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of.

Haha

[garebear]

This thread is cracking me up.

[makaveli25]

Haha

haha riiiiped!

[WOOO]

I'll drop to the floor anytime, anywhere and bang out a couple of hundred pushups. I'll do it at work, in the night club, the supermarket. Usually I'll "peel" first so I don't sweat up my $300 dress shirts. I can do pushups forever. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of. The other night for example I was in a super trendy nightclub and I went off to the side and "peeled", hit the floor and banged out a quick two hundred and fifty, then I put my hands close together and did another hundred to really pump up my horseshoe triceps. As I stood up I noticed two Brazilian chicks admiring my torso and my handsome, chiseled face. They began fondling the pecs, shoulders and arms, and the smell of moistened pussy began to fill the air. They practically abducted me and dragged me into the Ladies Room where they brought me into the stall and thoroughly molested me.

pathetic

[Borracho]

Haha

is that guy wearing a mask?

[Coach is Back!]

He had my posts deleted....hahaha.

[A Professional]

YAGR still reppin' Getbiggers! A true pussy slaya' for the ages!

[Big N]

I'll drop to the floor anytime, anywhere and bang out a couple of hundred pushups. I'll do it at work, in the night club, the supermarket. Usually I'll "peel" first so I don't sweat up my $300 dress shirts. I can do pushups forever. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of. The other night for example I was in a super trendy nightclub and I went off to the side and "peeled", hit the floor and banged out a quick two hundred and fifty, then I put my hands close together and did another hundred to really pump up my horseshoe triceps. As I stood up I noticed two Brazilian chicks admiring my torso and my handsome, chiseled face. They began fondling the pecs, shoulders and arms, and the smell of moistened pussy began to fill the air. They practically abducted me and dragged me into the Ladies Room where they brought me into the stall and thoroughly molested me.

Where does this guy come up with this stuff, one of the best gimmick accounts around for sure 

[Coach is Back!]

Where does this guy come up with this stuff, one of the best gimmick accounts around for sure 

It's because he's delusional.

[A Professional]

The Couch never showed at the Dojo. I'm not surprised.

[Coach is Back!]

The Couch never showed at the Dojo. I'm not surprised.

What the Fuck are you talking about?

[no one]

you must be a pretty lonely fuck to put so much time into a message board, let alone being a gimmick on one. congrats.

[haider]

The Couch never showed at the Dojo. I'm not surprised.

[A Professional]

What the Fuck are you talking about?

You never showed for the fight in the sanctioned dojo with YAGR. I'm also not surprised you pretend like you don't know.

[Coach is Back!]

You never showed for the fight in the sanctioned dojo with YAGR. I'm also not surprised you pretend like you don't know.

You dumb sob, that was Wes. I live on the west coast. Yagr was there as much as Wes was if you know what I mean.

[BILL ANVIL]

you are  just asking to get boot fucked with those antics.

[SF1900]

YAGR, you are definitely the epitome of a true Getbigger and bodybuilder.

[Palpatine Q]

Where does this guy come up with this stuff, one of the best gimmick accounts around for sure 

I bet you think Jimmy Fallon is funny too

[A Professional]

You dumb sob, that was Wes. I live on the west coast. Yagr was there as much as Wes was if you know what I mean.

All I hear is excuses. The question is, are you gonna bark little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

[bigjim]

Haha

Is that a bob hair cut, and that chin would rival Jays!

[Mr Nobody]

I'll drop to the floor anytime, anywhere and bang out a couple of hundred pushups. I'll do it at work, in the night club, the supermarket. Usually I'll "peel" first so I don't sweat up my $300 dress shirts. I can do pushups forever. That's why I have those beefy slabs of pec meat your wives, girlfriends, and mothers can't keep their dirty paws off of. The other night for example I was in a super trendy nightclub and I went off to the side and "peeled", hit the floor and banged out a quick two hundred and fifty, then I put my hands close together and did another hundred to really pump up my horseshoe triceps. As I stood up I noticed two Brazilian chicks admiring my torso and my handsome, chiseled face. They began fondling the pecs, shoulders and arms, and the smell of moistened pussy began to fill the air. They practically abducted me and dragged me into the Ladies Room where they brought me into the stall and thoroughly molested me.

Are you saying you could match Falcon in a pushup contest?

[Marlo Stanfield]

Haha

LMAO at the left bicep... if you put a level on it, the bubble is gonna be dead fucking center