lol wat? I dont care if you live in boston or in tranny land, you said you werent Asif then its very easy to prove it: post the fuckin pic. Oh wait, you cant because you are him.
Again, refering to your third world mind, let me handle the thinking. You can do what you people do best: put on a soccer shirt, get drunk, strum your guitar on the porch, and eat some beans and rice.