Author Topic: Caption this intimate Presidental moment (Read 4445 times)

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:20:24 PM »

"Those stupid fucking white jackasses who we conned have no idea how bad we are going to rape this country"

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:36:10 PM »

"I rigged the Olympia in 2010"

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:38:08 PM »

"Can you believe these idiots really believe I was born in Hawaii?"

T-rex · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:41:00 PM »

"Ive never kissed a klingon before"

The_Hammer · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:43:09 PM »

The Obama's are true American success stories.

Both come from humble upbringings, both earned their way into Ivy League Schools.

The Obama's and The Clinton's are great examples of people who came from nothing, worked and studied hard, and became success stories. It's really awe-inspiring.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:45:01 PM »

Quote from: The_Hammer on April 30, 2012, 12:43:09 PM

The Obama's are true American success stories.

Both come from humble upbringings, both earned their way into Ivy League Schools.

The Obama's and The Clinton's are great examples of people who came from nothing, worked and studied hard, and became success stories. It's really awe-inspiring.

LOL.

The obamas are two leeches who have never worked a day in their lives and have lived at taxpayers expense their entire lives. They are nothing more than two glorified welfare thugs.

The_Hammer · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:46:05 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on April 30, 2012, 12:45:01 PM

LOL.

The obamas are two leeches who have never worked a day in their lives and have lived at taxpayers expense their entire lives. They are nothing more than two glorified welfare thugs.

You are a disturbed individual. Your opinion means nothing.

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:46:34 PM »

"thats right michelle, watermelon flavored jimmy hats."

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:48:31 PM »

Quote from: The_Hammer on April 30, 2012, 12:46:05 PM

You are a disturbed individual. Your opinion means nothing.

Really? How did they work hard?

Both are life long welfare cases in one form or another and have never worked a day in their lives.

They are glorified welfare cases at best.

Nails · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:51:35 PM »

"howabout i pour some grits on dat azz and go to town on it?"

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM »

Quote from: Nails on April 30, 2012, 12:51:35 PM

"howabout i pour some grits on dat azz and go to town on it?"

"Just think michelle - kobe beef, vacations, wine, caviar, desserts, champaign, parties, shopping, all paid by those stupid white people we conned and fooled who are slaving away 10-15 hours a day at real jobs. Suckers"

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:12:26 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on April 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM

"Just think michelle - kobe beef, vacations, wine, caviar, desserts, champaign, parties, shopping, all paid by those stupid white people we conned and fooled who are slaving away 10-15 hours a day at real jobs. Suckers"

Hate to break this to you but before she became the First Lady, her annual income was 276,000 dollars a year...110k more than Obama's when he was a State Senator so she has the money even if she remotely wanted to eat like that.

Also you need to remember this.....First Lady's Salary.....0.....its not a paying job, dipshit...

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:13:48 PM »

"I gots to hit that shit from behind with yo busted up face...."

JasonH · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:20:09 PM »

Quote from: RustyTrenbolona on April 30, 2012, 12:46:34 PM

"thats right michelle, watermelon flavored jimmy hats."

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:20:20 PM »

Quote from: The_Hammer on April 30, 2012, 12:43:09 PM

The Obama's are true American success stories.

Both come from humble upbringings, both earned their way into Ivy League Schools.

The Obama's and The Clinton's are great examples of people who came from nothing, worked and studied hard, and became success stories. It's really awe-inspiring.

LOL...he went to the best private schools and his mother was a bank President. Humble beginnings my ass. The both conned their way into college (yet to be proven) because of affirmative action. Hahaha!

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:22:24 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 30, 2012, 02:12:26 PM

Hate to break this to you but before she became the First Lady, her annual income was 276,000 dollars a year...110k more than Obama's when he was a State Senator so she has the money even if she remotely wanted to eat like that.

Also you need to remember this.....First Lady's Salary.....0.....its not a paying job, dipshit...

Makes you wonder who's paying for the half million dollar vacations....as if either deserve it.

shootfighter1 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:24:46 PM »

I respect them both for their academic accomplishments and because of the presidency but they are truly products of ivy league academia... neither have ran a business or created jobs. I wouldn't doubt if they had some taxpayer funded financial assistance for schooling. At least president Obama had a lot of help from leftists to help him get where he is. He didn't work his way up a company ladder and I don't think he or many people in his administration appreciate the struggles and labor of small business, the backbone of America and job creation.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:26:57 PM »

Ive sent the IRS to investigate Coachs new gym

Marty Champions · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:27:34 PM »

i thought gas prices would be lower

i thought gas saving cars could be cheaper

was hoping we would have a flat tax

was hoping america could be back working again

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:29:34 PM »

I told the chef to cook us dog again for dinner. The two brats already like dog.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:33:20 PM »

Quote from: airosol on April 30, 2012, 02:26:57 PM

Ive sent the IRS to investigate Coachs new gym

Great, maybe they can relay a message to Obama and Geithner for me.......if you know what I mean.

jwb · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:36:39 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on April 30, 2012, 02:20:20 PM

LOL...he went to the best private schools and his mother was a bank President. Humble beginnings my ass. The both conned their way into college (yet to be proven) because of affirmative action. Hahaha!

His grandmother was a bank vice president (first one ever in Hawaii) who stayed in a shitty apartment to pay for his private high school on Oahu.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2012, 02:39:08 PM »

Quote from: jwb on April 30, 2012, 02:36:39 PM

His grandmother was a bank vice president (first one ever in Hawaii) who stayed in a shitty apartment to pay for his private high school on Oahu.

That "typical white person" as ghettobama referred to her as picked up the pieces where his playa lova communist father and hippie mother dropped them.

He is the spawn of communists and hippies.

jwb · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2012, 03:37:21 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on April 30, 2012, 02:39:08 PM

That "typical white person" as ghettobama referred to her as picked up the pieces where his playa lova communist father and hippie mother dropped them.

He is the spawn of communists and hippies.

What the fuck are you talking about? For the kid to go to college finishing high school in Jakarta made no sense so he went back to gramps in Hawaii. What the hell is wrong with that?