I'd love to know who came up with the protocol for that exam, and exactly what they were doing when they thought of it. Then again...maybe not.
Seriously, how accurate can it be? What, do they count "how many knuckles deep?"
Yep, I can see it now; the slang term for it would be "the nutcracker!"
LOL
I am a sicko when it comes to funny scenarios that can "crop up" when I'm thinking of these "exams" for both women and men
it is totally funny to me thinking of it
what would a Dr's face look like if a big burly guy walked in and he's thinking oh noes I gotta what ? to him ? oh gawd
then when the speech is over and the second before the big guy turns around to bend over .. he touches the Dr's cheek and says don't worry little guy .. it's OK then blows a kiss
LMAO

like whoever was the very first person to eat an egg ... and the timing of when they ate the next one .. was the first one in embryo stage and did they try one and have it feathered ?
omygosh .. some things do make me laugh
