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robingraves

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What to get a woman for mother's day that.......
« on: May 01, 2012, 07:39:36 PM »
Cheated on her husband, got pregnant and used her husband's money to pay for an abortion. 
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The Ugly

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Re: What to get a woman for mother's day that.......
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 07:43:32 PM »
A headstone.
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Re: What to get a woman for mother's day that.......
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2012, 10:13:55 PM »
You need to make the woman know from the start that youre the boss and if she cheats or uses your money she wont wake up. Pussy.

Youre responsible for her cheating due to not being able to satisfy her.
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Re: What to get a woman for mother's day that.......
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 10:27:32 PM »
An UHaul gift certificate, given that bitch would be gone out my household.
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Re: What to get a woman for mother's day that.......
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2012, 11:01:47 PM »
Quote from: robingraves on May 01, 2012, 07:39:36 PM
Cheated on her husband, got pregnant and used her husband's money to pay for an abortion.

If you're into the Godfather, a dead fish. If you'd rather your house not smell like dead fish, how about a bouquet of black roses - they supposedly signify death.
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Re: What to get a woman for mother's day that.......
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2012, 11:13:37 PM »
Gonorrhea or chlamydia should at least start the payback.  Unless your the home-wrecker.  If that's the case, you should just start taking her to church on Sundays.   
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Re: What to get a woman for mother's day that.......
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2012, 11:34:21 PM »
A lobotomy.
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Re: What to get a woman for mother's day that.......
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2012, 01:33:58 AM »
From the sounds of things, I wouldn't recommend buying her a ticket to Jamaica  :-X
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