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jephrius

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sunless tanning pills?
« on: May 02, 2012, 07:12:31 PM »
Anybody try tanning pills? I am a melanoma survivor and can't tan in the sun or booth. Also can't be bothered with sunless tanning lotions. If I could take a pill and get some color that would be great.

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2012, 08:43:11 PM »
From my research the pills can lead to melanoma issues as well.

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2012, 08:48:50 PM »
sunless tanning pills?  i don't care if they contain lead, where do I buy these?????

 ??? ??? ??? ???

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2012, 09:17:59 PM »
Dude, MT II works
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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2012, 10:38:00 PM »
Drinking lots of carrot juice will give you a healthy yellowish glow.

But the white in you eyes change color too.

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2012, 04:39:56 AM »
why would you even consider a tan if you have had melanoma?

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2012, 04:52:16 AM »
Melanotan pills.

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2012, 05:20:40 AM »
A spoonful of Drano will do the trick.

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2012, 05:31:58 AM »
What is a "melanoma issue"?
Don't know.  I talk out of my ass half the time. I thought you were a gimmick? 

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2012, 06:35:29 AM »
Anybody try tanning pills? I am a melanoma survivor and can't tan in the sun or booth. Also can't be bothered with sunless tanning lotions. If I could take a pill and get some color that would be great.

You are a melanoma survivor and you are still worried about the vanity of looking tan.  Oh!  The humanity. :'(

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2012, 04:11:21 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2012, 04:20:04 PM »

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2012, 06:10:14 PM »


Scene from Micheal Jackson's, "Thriller"?


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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2012, 08:31:42 PM »

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2012, 11:24:47 PM »
sunless tanning pills?  i don't care if they contain lead, where do I buy these?????

 ??? ??? ??? ???

Right, as long as you get your beloved tan... oh bro ::)

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2012, 04:56:15 AM »
You are a melanoma survivor and you are still worried about the vanity of looking tan.  Oh!  The humanity. :'(


Well this is GB after all...

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2012, 08:23:27 AM »
A spoonful of Drano will do the trick.

Sorry but I can't help but fucken crack up at these ones lol  ;D

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2012, 08:26:06 AM »
Anybody try tanning pills? I am a melanoma survivor and can't tan in the sun or booth. Also can't be bothered with sunless tanning lotions. If I could take a pill and get some color that would be great.

are you really that pale that after surviving cancer you feel this inadequate ?

why not just spray tan for those occasions you need the "color" ?

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Re: sunless tanning pills?
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2012, 10:24:33 AM »
Camera flash is known to be racist.